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Andrew

Most humans share 96% DNA with chimps...Most, but not all.

About Me

It's hard to talk about yourself impartially, but I'm great. I worked this out from some old proverb which says, 'water finds its own level'. And seeing as my closest friends are among the greatest people in the world, you can see that clearly, so am I. If you're still not convinced, consider this - I can sneeze without blinking. So, we've established I'm great, now to tell you about me. My interests are diverse and I consider myself a Jack-of-most-trades. I love reading, living, laughing and other 'ings. I have very little interest and absolutely no aptitude in music. Although I like to laugh, I may come across as a miserable twat sometimes because I don't find a lot funny. I think Ricky Gervais is the epitome of funny, also think Family Guy and Scrubs. As for living? I'll try anything...no...MOST things once and I like to accumulate new experiences in an almost 'collecter' fashion. I alternate dramatically between fitness and pissing-up, going from a few hard months of training to a hard month of excess and back again. Work hard play hard and all that. I have to try, frustratingly to even myself, and learn anything I see which I think is cool. I think it is this attitude which means I will never excel at any one thing, but will instead be reasonable at lots of things. I'm happy with that. Carpe diem.

My Interests

Novelty. Evolution. Being physical

I'd like to meet:

What? Apart from beautiful, athletic, intelligent women? Well, I have a keen appreciation for sharp wit, so for you funny bastards...add me! Well that's a load of bollocks! But it does look good. Hmmmmm...I think I'll keep it.

Music:

I like what I like.

Television:

Extras, Scrubs, Family Guy.

Books:

I love books and couldn't possibly remember every one I took pleasure from. Here are a few that spring to mind right now: Every book by Richard Dawkins; Prisoners Dilemma - William Poundstone; An End of Faith - Sam Harris; Fermat's Last Theorem - Simon Singh.

Heroes:

Absolutely has to be the Duke of Wellingon. Modest, caring, hard as nails! What a guy!

My Blog

Fire and alcohol

These stories are absolutely true, I was physically there to witness them.If ever you thought it was a good idea to mix alcohol with fire, you may want to pay attention here to see what can happen.STO...
Posted by Andrew on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 12:36:00 PST