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About Me

SUP BABES?!I'm a nimble young guy thats aging at 7 times the rate of a normal man due to abuse of alcohol and illegal substances. I love to party... nuf said. My newest interest is blowing away anyone, guy or girl in a full dance off on an island, in the middle of the pool @ the Vegas Hard Rock during REHAB season. Sometimes it ends in a makeout..other times its a low five or maybe a fireball who knows??I have a truck load of friends that are just like me and its great 24/7. I go to New York and spend my life savings at least once a week in the hopes of finding a supermodel that wants me to date her for 2 or 3 days until i get tired of it and then I'll move on. Too much you say??I don't think so. In order to fund my extravaganzas, monthly trips to Miami, Vegas, Baltimore and/or A.C. (HARRAH'S POOL!!): I somehow manage to get it together Mon-Friday and run my sales & marketing dept & my own biz. M&G Amusements, LLC. I have a cubicle, a desk, 3 pens, tons of charisma, sweet ass business cards and a window view of the Toms River Industrial Park... Life is good. I'm also a Rutgers graduate ('06)... which makes me smart and enables my jokes to be on point 97% of the time. In addition, I just moved to downtown Red Bank w/ my brosef Jeff and we set up quite the lil batchelor pad.... should be the finest pre-game/post-game banana sandwich party spot ever conceived in modern times. That is all. Later.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hot girls who want to take on the challenge of a lifetime in the age range of 18-37 as long as they look like they are 16 year old gymnists from Brazil. What??--------------MAGIC CARPET RIDES @ THE LUXOR 9/29/07!!! LOL

My Blog

Tactical Update

I just want to let everyone know that I got arrested for being awesome over the weekend.  I just posted bail and now I'm back.  Trial is scheduled for Sept. 28th @ Rehab in HardRock, Vegas. ...
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 08:37:00 GMT