the party cry |
when i got off the subway at bedford today there's a scalper at the top of the stairs saying "i got beastie boys tickets." huh? the beastie boys are in my neighborhood, apparently.i took the bus home,...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 06:32:00 PST |
summer of fun |
have i told you guys about the concept of "the summer of fun"? this past winter, when i was injured and really bummed out about everything, my friend austin would say to me, "hey man, summer of fun. t...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 10:26:00 PST |
california pt. 1 |
hey everybodyi'm bored so i'm going to write a little bit here and tell you all what i've been up to for my first ten days in california.i got into SF late wednesday night. i was carrying all my gear ...
Posted by Joe on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 03:07:00 PST |
cocaine problems |
So i was sitting at the kitchen table with my dad and my sister, shooting the shit. I think we were talking about movies, and I mentioned Lindsay Lohan, and Miriam says, "I heard that she had cocaine ...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 14 May 2007 10:51:00 PST |
april showers |
well, i finally got my back brace off last week. actually i took it off before the doctors gave me the ok, but then i went to the doctors and they were like "yeah, we were gonna tell you to take it of...
Posted by Joe on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 11:56:00 PST |
pizza-flavor chex mix |
One time I was stuck in Richmond, CA waiting for a train. The Richmond station was the northernmost terminus for the BART light-rail system, and that was where I would make the transfer to the Amtrak ...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 01:34:00 PST |
the man with the magic cigarettes |
True story...I climbed up the stairs out of the subway station and onto Bedford Ave. I stood at the corner by the bus stop. A young black mother and her four-year-old daughter walked up and stood next...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 02:21:00 PST |
days without pants |
isn't that a great title for a book? now i just need to write it. write it? shit man, i'm living it. i have seriously spent more than a few days in the past weeks without ever putting on pants, or sho...
Posted by Joe on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 07:27:00 PST |
'this shit' is almost a palindrome |
and 'axl rose' is an anagram for 'oral sex'. i honestly believe the world would be a better place if 'this shit' was spelled the same way backwards and forwards.so i'm back in brooklyn now. haven't le...
Posted by Joe on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 02:54:00 PST |
advice for hipsters |
people keep telling me to start knitting. specifically, people who are female and are into indie rock and healthy food and vintage clothes, girls that walk the line between hippie and hipster. they th...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 09:05:00 PST |
