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About Me

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I'm a beautiful idiot...with wings...Or, at least, I believe I have wings. I can still do a decent cartwheel, and I'm old. I'm pretty sure it's because I have wings. I can eat more than any girl I know, and I stay fit with all my thinking about working out. I like reading, listening to music, movies, and the way cotton candy gets a darker colour when covered in spit. I don't believe in parasites because I can't believe in something I can't see, now can I?...Except, of course, for God...and aliens...oh, and wings. I can kick serious arse in trivia. That is, unless it's about something I know nothing about. If I know the answer, WATCH OUT! I'll scream it louder than you, and then I'll point and laugh at you and call you a dumbass. When I wear a ponytail, I can't resist whipping my head around and therefore transforming me into a superbeing with a propeller. It usually results in something being knocked off a counter and smashed on my floor...but, wow, I look so cool doing it. I can't fly which is bizarre and difficult for me to admit. You'd think someone with wings AND a propeller could fly like a mofo...I don't know, maybe I need a jetpack.I love my family. Don't let all the shit I say about them behind their backs fool you. My cup spillith over with ♥ for those silly assholes.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

myself...25 years from now. I want to rub it in my own face that I can still do a cartwheel.

Movies:

Evhan's latest masterpiece, "Keep Da Music Inside J'ya". Again, this is ALL done by my 12 year old daughter, Evhan Stella. I smell an Oscar.

Television:

The Office. Heroes. Robot Chicken.

Heroes:

My daughter, Evhan, is an amazing up-and-coming artist. I found this piece on my computer. She wrote the script, acted in all four parts, filmed it herself, and then edited the entire thing. Enjoy. It's called "Evhan's Thoughts".

My Blog

Smarter than SmarterChild

Yes, I know you all know me as a serious investigative reporter. And rightly so. I am that indeed. But on this particular day, my conversation with a robot went from professional jou...
Posted by Tracy on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:33:00 PST

Pick a number between one and...um...two.

When I was young, I would spend hours just staring at something while trying to will it to move on its own. (That's telekinesis, Kyle.) I would concentrate so hard that my eyes would b...
Posted by Tracy on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 12:09:00 PST

Lessons in Love; February Edition

Well, peepholes, we're coming up to that time of the year again. February, the month of love. The time we're supposed to acknowledge our affection for one another. Yes, of course, we all know to what ...
Posted by Tracy on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 11:51:00 PST

Cleanliness is next to godliness...

So...I have absolutely no idea why, after so long since writing, I am inspired to do so with this thought. Cleanliness is next to godliness. I'm weird, I guess. There's no othe...
Posted by Tracy on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 08:51:00 PST

Goodbye friend...

Well, Thanksgiving weekend just passed, and I have a lot to be thankful for, this is true. My kids, my husband, my beautiful Claremont abode, my crazy family, and my overwhelming foxiness...but,...
Posted by Tracy on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 12:19:00 PST

Don't go away NAD (Nickelback and Drive) / "Take 2"

Holy! What an interesting couple of weeks. It's Sunday, and I am writing from Manitoulin Island (which reminds me...I posted on a friend's page that on this island, they say "alo-how"...is that...
Posted by Tracy on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 04:55:00 PST

my recent work...(ahem)....

I MISS THE FOOL Seems like its made a home in my head I didnt have much room for it before But now it lies there in its messy bed Telling dirty secrets to an unlocked door It awakens me wh...
Posted by Tracy on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 02:41:00 PST

You take the good, you take the bad...

Yes, I skipped a week, I know. Believe it or not, I had nothing of value to say. Do I today? Well, I guess we'll see, won't we? Brad's birthday was last week, and I sent out a quick e...
Posted by Tracy on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 09:50:00 PST

I'm Loserific!

The story of my life...wrapped up in a spa day. You all remember that I was down in the dumps, right? Sure you do. How could you possibly forget that upside-down smile I wore for week...
Posted by Tracy on Wed, 17 May 2006 10:43:00 PST

Bless me, cyberfather, for I have sinned...

On Monday, I heard this song that I somewhat enjoyed enough to make me want to look it up, but all I could remember was "...hate me today"...Yes, it is a happy little ditty. I was tapping m...
Posted by Tracy on Wed, 10 May 2006 02:00:00 PST