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Miss Mary

I want to be married and have a hundred kids so I can have a hundred friends and no one can say 'no'

About Me

"I can be very discreet, but I'll haunt your dreams." ..

My Interests

firing people, collecting "friends", cheese, spelling, bacon, ice cream, beer, bears, correcting people's grammar, baking, film festivals, napping, history, sewing, drinking, my kittens, used book stores

I'd like to meet:

Howard Zinn, Alan Alda, Jimmy Carter, anyone who would like to go hiking or camping this summer

Music:

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Movies:

Amelie, Al Franken: God Spoke, This Movie is not Yet Rated, The Warriors, Blood Sport, Kickboxer, 40 Year Old Virgin, anything with Seth Rogen and Paul Rudd actually, except for Tennis, Anyone?,City of God, Memento, Dirty Shame, Footloose, Battle Royale

Television:

Freaks and Geeks, West Wing, Colbert Report, Daily Show, Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Wonderfalls, Undeclared, The Office, Fresh Meat

Books:

Dalton Trumbo, Chinua Achebe are two of my favorite authors. The Count of Monte Cristo ranks among my very favorite books. Oh, and I hate CONFEDERACY OF DUNCES.

Heroes:

So the red line is packed. All the seats are occupied and people are squished in like sardines. The doors open at Charles/MGH and this pregnant woman waddles in. Now, instead of politely asking someone to offer up their seat, she proceeds to complain to no one in particualr about how rude and inconsiderate people are for not offering a pregnant woman a seat. Casually, a man raises his head from his newspaper and says, "If it makes you feel any better, I just thought you were fat." He is my hero!