Becoming a dictator, punching poor people, green fairies, other peoples misery, crushing those who oppose me, leaning on mantlepieces sipping cognac whilst having an opinion, arguing with the news.
Anyone except you. because I hate you.
Devil Doll, Wagner, Grieg, Rakhmaninov, Howard Shore, Danny Elfman, John Williams, Anton Webern, Messiaen, Bach, Vaughn Williams, Mahler, Holst, Emperor, Symphony X, Kiss, Children of Bodom, Immortal, Dimmu Borgir, Pantera, Manowar, Enslaved and most black/viking metal.
Star Wars (the originals and at a push episode III), Indiana Jones trilogy, Excalibur, ANYTHING BY HITCHCOCK, Two brothers, Lord of the Rings, Downfall, Japanese horror, etc
Family Guy, Simpsons, Futurama, Doctor Who obviously, boxing Documentaries on Sky (Lions and Nazis), programs of the "worlds ___iest ____ " variety (for example "the worlds explodiest explosions" "the worlds faultiest bras" etc, American Dad, NFL, programs about lamps, history programmes, particularly regarding the dark age-medieval period or about great leaders (napoleon, alexander, hitler, atilla the hun, and so forth), MMA, Torchwood, even taking into account all the gay. Red Dwarf, Blackadder, QI, who cares, nobody is actually reading this.
Anything by Nietzsche, Schopenhauer, Peter Carroll, Phil Hine, Anton LaVey, etcBiographies, by which I mean proper books about proper people like Napoleon or Wagner, not "Jade Goodie; Why I'm such a fucking fat retarded cunt of a monstrosity that makes you want to puke fucking blood every time I open my fat retarded cunt of a mouth"
Not really heroes, but certainly people I have respect for - Nietzsche, Anton LaVey, Peter Carroll, Emperor Palpatine, Napoleon, and pretty much anybody that has ever perpetrated great deeds, or conquered a continent. Actually I guess Davros fits in there too.