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Charles

I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.

About Me

I've never done anything ever, so don't ask me about it.
Except for when I murdered that kid.
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My Interests

Becoming a dictator, punching poor people, green fairies, other peoples misery, crushing those who oppose me, leaning on mantlepieces sipping cognac whilst having an opinion, arguing with the news.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone except you. because I hate you.

Music:

Devil Doll, Wagner, Grieg, Rakhmaninov, Howard Shore, Danny Elfman, John Williams, Anton Webern, Messiaen, Bach, Vaughn Williams, Mahler, Holst, Emperor, Symphony X, Kiss, Children of Bodom, Immortal, Dimmu Borgir, Pantera, Manowar, Enslaved and most black/viking metal.

Movies:

Star Wars (the originals and at a push episode III), Indiana Jones trilogy, Excalibur, ANYTHING BY HITCHCOCK, Two brothers, Lord of the Rings, Downfall, Japanese horror, etc

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, Futurama, Doctor Who obviously, boxing Documentaries on Sky (Lions and Nazis), programs of the "worlds ___iest ____ " variety (for example "the worlds explodiest explosions" "the worlds faultiest bras" etc, American Dad, NFL, programs about lamps, history programmes, particularly regarding the dark age-medieval period or about great leaders (napoleon, alexander, hitler, atilla the hun, and so forth), MMA, Torchwood, even taking into account all the gay. Red Dwarf, Blackadder, QI, who cares, nobody is actually reading this.

Books:

Anything by Nietzsche, Schopenhauer, Peter Carroll, Phil Hine, Anton LaVey, etcBiographies, by which I mean proper books about proper people like Napoleon or Wagner, not "Jade Goodie; Why I'm such a fucking fat retarded cunt of a monstrosity that makes you want to puke fucking blood every time I open my fat retarded cunt of a mouth"

Heroes:

Not really heroes, but certainly people I have respect for - Nietzsche, Anton LaVey, Peter Carroll, Emperor Palpatine, Napoleon, and pretty much anybody that has ever perpetrated great deeds, or conquered a continent. Actually I guess Davros fits in there too.

My Blog

In the US

Ok I'm in the US for a few weeks (until march 6th I think), so nobody I know better have any fun until i get back. If you do I'll take it as a direct attack on me, and you can basically...
Posted by Charles on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 12:52:00 PST

Guitar lessons available.

Yes I've resorted to whoring myself on the internet. Don't pity me - I'm comfortable with who I am. Anyway, if you're a guitarist that wants lessons (or you know someone who is), and you can get to Co...
Posted by Charles on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 02:10:00 PST