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Kyle

The guardians of days gone by like to think they have the market cornered on gamers, but this genera

About Me

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There is a time and a place to be serious - this is not it. My cursor is Kyle's mom, if you ever call my mom a stupid bitch it is likely I will have to kick you in the nuts. It is not easy being genetically predisposed to have a big neck - it makes buying dress shirts expensive. They deleted my Bob Marley song?!. No, I do not smoke weed nor will I succumb to peer pressure to do so. Peer pressure is limited here - as a Pennsylvanian in New Jersey peers are few and far between. I can't find a country station here either, wtf?! Aw, Jersey, don't worry, I don't hate you. I get called misunderstood. I tried to be a porn bot for a while, but my link always seemed to go to d3football.com. I wear khakis to work, very unlike me. I am no longer the 'old' guy living amongst undergrads and am currently the New Guy in my department. I'll admit I listen to Hootie and the Blowfish sometimes, I guess that makes me similar to middle aged women. My female relatives say I am a catch. That's right, not just my mom but my cousins and aunts too. I have been driving all over looking for new places to see in my new home. I can't believe I just called New Jersey home. I got tired of buying a lot of gas so I bought a new car. Now I have car payments.
'Yeah, I went out there in search of experience to taste and to touch and to feel as much as a man can before he repents'
-Johnny Cash, 'The Wanderer'

My Interests

Football, chemistry, beer, travelling, MEKC, NMR, world domination, lately wandering around looking for some new places where I can take some photographs:

I'd like to meet:

People with badass nicknames because I do not want to have to judge someone just by their looks. People who smile for pictures. If I am taking the time to photograph you, you better smile for the frickin' camera. Anybody who laughs a lot, drinks beer on occasion (or a lot), and/or is willing to listen to me explain my love of chemistry, football, or any of the professional sports teams located within Philadelphia. People who don't suck and do know how to spell.

Music:

Johnny Cash, Bob Marley, 50 Cent, Foo Fighters, Eminem, Earl Pickens, Stevie Wonder, Green Day, Nickelback, Puddle of Mudd, Led Zeppelin, hey, if it sounds good I'll listen

Movies:

The Departed, Citizen Kane, Hot Fuzz, Crank, American Beauty, Invincible, Knocked Up, Shoot 'em Up, Snatch, Boogie Nights, Ray, Saw II, Syriana, Boondock Saints, Pulp Fiction, Walk the Line, Big Trouble in Little China, Crash, Swingers, The 40-year-old virgin, Super Troopers, Wedding Crashers, Little Manhattan, RockyI-IV and Rocky Balboa, (Rocky V is awful), Lord of the Rings, Casino, Goodfellas, The Godfather, E-A-G-L-E-S The Movie, The Ring, Friday Night Lights, any movie about football - alright, the new Longest Yard.....not so good.

Television:

The Simpsons, Scrubs, Futurama, Sportscenter, King of Queens, PTI, and of course football (pro, college, arena, etc.)

Books:

The Breaks of The Game, The Blind Side, Attention. Deficit. Disorder., Harry Potter, All Stephen King-especially the Dark Tower series, Most Jeffrey Deaver, Foley is Good, 1001 Places to See Before You Die

Heroes:

Vince Papale, Pat Tillman, Colt Wynn, Liviu Librescu, Muhammad Ali, Norman Borlaug, Chris Gardner, Cole Hamels

My Blog

Fact 1748. Cole Hamels doesnt give up earned runs. Runs must earn Cole Hamels

Monday I returned from St. Louis to find my dear Phillies were on national television again.  Another chance to see the Fightin's minus Keith Hernandez and Ron Darling is like another sunny ...
Posted by Kyle on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 03:14:00 PST

Word to your mother...

Think about this - if my mom puts this on your plate you better eat it.  She never did the seperate dinners for members of the family, except for maybe the dog.  Who doesn't love to give th...
Posted by Kyle on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:38:00 PST

Got your tickets yet?

TO THE GUN SHOW?!           So why the sudden outburst in non-Phillies related ridiculous-ness?  It's all due to the 3 ego boosts I received in the p...
Posted by Kyle on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 04:41:00 PST

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infants life...

...she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.  ~Dave Barry   I leave for a few weeks and look who's in first place.  I should leave m...
Posted by Kyle on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 10:08:00 PST

Nats backwards is Stan

Truly one of my proudest moments.  My fact was accepted by Cole Hamels Facts.com: 1687.         & nbsp; The real Jamie Moyer died 5 year...
Posted by Kyle on Fri, 23 May 2008 05:05:00 PST

Into the wild.

This is definitely how I am going to catch some salmon during my trip to Alaska. Either there will be plenty of salmon with endangered bears or endangered Kyle. Watch out Alaska, here I come...
Posted by Kyle on Thu, 22 May 2008 07:47:00 PST

Cole turns in another diamond

Wow, that was a lame title.  I feel a little embarassed I just wrote that.  But I guess that's what a man-crush will do to you.  Damn you, Cole, and your amazing change-up. But ho...
Posted by Kyle on Wed, 21 May 2008 03:41:00 PST

Connecticut, bitches.

Does anyone wake up in the morning thinking ,"Hey, I want to go toConnecticut today"?  I get the feeling that is a comment few if any people ever make.  Not that there is anything wrong with...
Posted by Kyle on Tue, 20 May 2008 06:30:00 PST

So how much anti-gravity potion do you want?

If you're name was Chuck James, like the Atlanta starting pitcher, would you go all Dave Chappelle on everyone you met. I'm Chuck James, Bitch! Unfortunately for Chuck it was Thursday Night and ...
Posted by Kyle on Fri, 16 May 2008 06:24:00 PST

Visiting the dead Mexican

It is not everywhere you can see a memorial for a Mexican National Hero.  Little did you know, one place you can go see such a memorial is in Wharton State Forest in the Pinelands of South Jersey...
Posted by Kyle on Fri, 09 May 2008 04:49:00 PST