myspace
There is a time and a place to be serious - this is not it. My cursor is Kyle's mom, if you ever call my mom a stupid bitch it is likely I will have to kick you in the nuts. It is not easy being genetically predisposed to have a big neck - it makes buying dress shirts expensive. They deleted my Bob Marley song?!. No, I do not smoke weed nor will I succumb to peer pressure to do so. Peer pressure is limited here - as a Pennsylvanian in New Jersey peers are few and far between. I can't find a country station here either, wtf?! Aw, Jersey, don't worry, I don't hate you. I get called misunderstood. I tried to be a porn bot for a while, but my link always seemed to go to d3football.com. I wear khakis to work, very unlike me. I am no longer the 'old' guy living amongst undergrads and am currently the New Guy in my department. I'll admit I listen to Hootie and the Blowfish sometimes, I guess that makes me similar to middle aged women. My female relatives say I am a catch. That's right, not just my mom but my cousins and aunts too. I have been driving all over looking for new places to see in my new home. I can't believe I just called New Jersey home. I got tired of buying a lot of gas so I bought a new car. Now I have car payments.'Yeah, I went out there in search of experience to taste and to touch and to feel as much as a man can before he repents'
-Johnny Cash, 'The Wanderer'