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Jerry

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About Me

The names riley, Jerry Riley, how original is that?? haha. i have to write all this out again because some sad little loner hacked into my profile and deleted everything, and if i get my hands on that scrawney, tank top wearing, big thick rimmed glasses with a big bit of masking tape holding them together wearing little fuck face, they'll be trouble............whoa easy hard..........no im angry.......jel calm down.............y should i??..........he's not worth it..........hoooooooooooold me back............do yourself a favour riley and sit the fuck down...............alright, alright im going im going, ur lucky geek. Anyway enoughs enough lets get onto the nitty gritty. im 22, live in the south east of london, live by the best pam shop in the world (PAM = Pie And Mash for all u dp-ships), u cant beat the wolly(walworth road) well u can but ill always have a spot for it in my heart, as does any1 whose ever visited or lives or lived here RIP to all those who cant be with us 2day. Ive got me a full time job, been there nearly 7yrs, went through a 5yr apprenticeship so im proud of that, not many people round this way with steady jobs and if it is their usually in McDonalds or something like that. if u can call that steady. i wouldnt but ho hum. I love going out, nothing better than going out with ya boys, getting smashed on the ol alcohol (no drugs ladies an gents, this young man is a drug 3 zone) cut some big shapes on the dance floor, come and shake a leg with me, and get talking to any1 that will listen, be it against their will or not i dont care. give me an inch an ill take a mile. haha anyway, theres a little insight to my little life, i mite update it soon i mite not, ill keep u guessing.little tip dont go to a fancy dress party in a suit an say ur james bond, it doesnt work. people c straight through it an every1 will call u a cunt behind your back.

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My Interests

im interested in everything. well not really i just wanted to say it. i love me football, watching it playing it. i play every sunday for the flames FC, COME ON FLAMES. drinking, clubbing, watching films, love a new release. i love eveything, i reckon i was a hippy in a previous life. I love going down the gym, working out, u know how it is, well sumer is coming u know, its only round the corner. push that weight boy.........COME ON 1 MORE...PUUUUUUUSHH.

I'd like to meet:

the maker of the Saw trilogy, seriosuly and i want the old bill present aswell because honestly he/she's gotta be 1 demented mother fucker for thinking that sort of stuff up, be it for a film or not it takes 1 sick fucker to think of that stuff, i mean imagine it, he/she wakes up 1 morning and says i got a quality idea for a film, a man is chained up in a room with rings attached to his body and he has to pull them all out in time to get out the room before he's blown up?? and thats just for starters. seriously the man/woman must be off his/her rocker. dial 999 im arranging a meeting.

Music:

everything again, whats wrong with u riley try something more original. mug. music ye, love garage all kinds of house, i know this is a cliche but honestly everything, if its got a beat or u can av a late nite sing along to it in your car when ur on ur own i like it.

Movies:

i like ev.......ahhhhhhhhhh gotcha. i love home alone 1 and 2, what classics. football factory, business, Bean, what a film that was, what a man that was, who can say they can replace a classic painting with a poster, a couple of egg whites, a whick a hair drier, bubblegum, a paintbrush and laxatives?? exactly hes a genius. i dont know what other films theres so many honestly but my favourite of all time is home alone 1 and 2.

Television:

soccer am all day. best thing on tv, funniest thing on tv. lovejoy and hels-bells i salute u. bad lads army:extreme, haha, had to slip that in there somewhere. lost, eastenders, hollyoaks, friends, simpsons, only fools and horses, what a clasic and another 1

Heroes:

steve irwin, R.I.P. my man. dont even have to explain why, its says it in the name. well it dont really but its self explanitory.