About Me
Hey my name is Ben. I live in Thousand Oaks. I am really fat and I have a low self-esteem. I have never had a girlfriend and have never kissed a girl. the farthest I ever gotten with a girl is a handshake . So I make sure i have a mini lubriderm bottle in my man bag. Only real men carry man bags. They are the epitamy of masculinity. They define a real man. I have my license but my parents nor I can afford a vehicle, but im saving up from the weekly lemonade stands. I also go to Oxnard and pick strawberries on Thursday and Friday night. I also recycle trash from the T.O. campus after school and i take my earnings and donate the money to CANTSHITONMYOWN INC.
It is a non-profit organization which raises money for bed pans that people cant afford. if you want to contribute to our battle against diarheaa running down old peoples legs send all of your earnings to 8099 Shitmyself Court Thousand Oaks CA, 91360 or call 1818-991-4538 Ask for Lauren she is the founder of the company.Written by Taylor Flint Ben's Special Ed teacher. Ben wants to make a difference in the world even though he is a fuckin retard.
