Sliding across highly polished floors on my knees; trying to use processed cheese as drywall; pooh sticks; jam roly-poly; disgracing notable politicians; quiche.
Bob Dylan, Stephen Chow and Jimmy Crankie - in any order.
Failing that, my school's playing a classical music disco medley over the PA and I'd quite like to meet the demented loon who made it. It's currently on Rossini.
I'd also like to meet YOU. Should I? I don't know; you tell me.
Pixies, Talking Heads, Nick Drake, The Beatles, The Clash, Bob Dylan, The Futureheads, Neil Young, Radiohead, The Ramones, The White Stripes, Queens of the Stoneage, Arcade Fire, The Beach Boys, Bjork, DJ Shadow, Pearl Jam, Charlie Mingus, Blur, Faith No More, Thelonious Monk, Smashing Pumpkins, Pulp, New Order, Arthur Lee and Love, Kings of Leon, The Jam, Miles Davis, Ray LaMontagne, Sufjan Stevens
Spaced, Arrested Development, The League of Gentlemen, Doctor Who, Arena, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Lost, Naruto, Father Ted, Green Wing, Battlestar Galactica, The Adam and Joe Show, Invader Zim
Ian MacDonald, Philip Pullman, Bill Watterson, Laurie Lee, Albert Camus, Haruki Murakami, John Irving, Clive James, the splendid Gary Larson.
"Fear prophets, Adso, and those prepared to die for the truth, for as a rule they make many others die with them, often before them, at times in place of them."
- Umberto Eco
"Never underestimate the power of a good hairdo."
- David Byrne