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>Ma Petite<

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About Me


♥ My name is Kristyn
...though you may know me as Kris, Kiki, Dylan, Dyldo, Paige or Preggo
♥ I'm 19, Capricorn...and true to the name
♥ I have a daughter named Astrid. Born on March 23rd...and she means the world to me.
♥ I'm straight..except when I'm gay ((lol Erica))
...okay no really, I'm straight...but I make exceptions. If I like someone, I won't discriminate againts them just because they have a pussy lol
♥ I am bitter, stubborn, intelligent, jaded and somewhat eccentric
♥ I have NO tact and I don't give a flying fuck what you think about me, unless you are a close friend or kin
...if you've seen me cry, than you are probably one of the latter
♥ I am FAR from naive so don't try to manipulate me =^.^=
♥ I am a firm believer in Karma
Betrayal is undoubtably the worst feeling in the world, and I've been privy to it far too many times
♥ I don't believe in Love. Yet I would like to meet someone to convince me otherwise
♥ I'm probably one of the loudest, most sarcastic and energetic people you will ever meet...if you ever get the pleasure =^.~=
♥ I am not a fan of chivalry ... it makes me feel inferior as a female. Though courtesy is something I respect and give.
No one knows the real me...because I trust no one
♥ I can be vindictive, though justifiably so
♥ I don't really fear rejection, but I get intimidated pretty easily
...mostly with guys
♥ I'll admit I put on a facade to protect myself, sometimes. But I've been told many times that my eyes give me away
♥ Add my kitty =^.^=
♥ If you read all of this...you get 10 points lol

My Interests

Cranberries - Zombie

ChingChangWallaWallyBingBang - GIR!!!

I lost my tricycle
And I'm wearing my vest with no sleeves
They put the damn chair in front of the door
And I cant fly without my umbrella!!!

Interests & Fascinations ♥ my daughter ♥
♥ music
♥ books
♥ movies
♥ forensics
♥ protein shakes
♥ crime shows
♥ GIR
♥ vampires / fantasy
♥ Nocturne
♥ putting bacon in my soap
♥ the city
♥ lunchables
♥ guys with long hair ((if you can pull it off))
♥ foreign cultures / languages / countries
♥ abstract art
♥ my kitties
♥ martial arts ((though i have no experience))
♥ all kinds of body art
♥ concerts
♥ extremely tall guys =^.^=
♥ my friends & family
♥ animals
♥ astrology / zodiac
Pet Peeves & Dislikes x always being sick
x deadbeat dads
x people that try to fit a stereotype
x RTFs
x cigarettes
x white supremacists
x whiskey ((jack hates me))
x overwhelming chivalry
x bullshitters / liars / cheaters
x arrogance
x poorly orchastrated music
x hypocrites
x girl pants on guys...sorry just not my thing
x chauvinists
x high school drama

I'd like to meet:


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Music:

Aaliyah
A Static Lullaby
Alexisonfire
Alice In Chains
All That Remains
Android Lust
Antonamasia
A Perfect Circle
Atreyu ((old))
Avenged Sevenfold ((old))
B-52's
Black Market Hero
Bleeding Through
Bleed The Dream
Bone Thugs n Harmony
Bonnie Raitt
Breaking Benjamin
Bullet For My Valentine
Caliban
Carfax Abbey
Celldweller
Chevelle
Chimaira
Christina Aguilera
cKy
Crisis
Coal Chamber
Cold
Common
Defilement
Deftones
Derek And The Dominos
DevilDriver
Dido
Dimmu Borgir
Dry Kill Logic
Duran Duran
Eisley
Eminem
Erykah Badu
Evanescence
Evergreen Terrace
Everlast
Eyedea & Abilities
Fiona Apple ((old))
Five Bolt Main
Finch
Flaw
Flyleaf
Forfeit
Fuel
Fugees
Garbage
George Michael
Ghost Machine
Glassjaw
Glass Casket
GWAR
Gym Class Heroes
Hanzyl & Gretyl
Hatebreed
(hed) PE
Hopesfall
I Am Ghost
Ill Nino
Incubus
INXS
John Legend
Kanye West
Kidneythieves
Kittie
KoRn
KMFDM
Lacuna Coil
Lamb of God
Limp Bizkit
Linkin Park
Live
Ludacris
Lupe Fiasco
Marilyn Manson
Massiveattack
Meatloaf
Method Man
Missy Elliot
Mos Def
Moth Meets Machine
Motograter
MSI
Mudvayne
Mushroomhead
N.E.R.D.
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
Non-Point
Oasis
Octane
OMD
Orgy
Otep
Pantera
Panzer AG
Parkway Drive
Paula Cole
Pearl Jam ((old))
Peter Gabriel
Pharell Williams
Pink
Pink Floyd
P.O.D.
Prodigy
Psyclon Nine
Puscifer
Renholder
Rickets
Seether
Sevendust ((old))
Silverchair
Simple Minds
Sinai Beach
Slipknot
Stabbing Westward
Staind
Stone Sour
Stone Temple Pilots
Sublime
Suicide City
Switched
System of A Down
Talking Heads
Tech N9ne
The Accident Experiment
The Cure
The Dreaming
The Fray
The Juliana Theory
The Neptunes
The Panic Division
The Rolling Stones
The Used
The Verve
The Verve Pipe
Thrice
Tori Amos
Tonic
Tool
Trivium
Twelve Tribes
Twiztid
U2
Vast
10 years
30 Seconds to Mars
40 Below Summer

Movies:

American History X
American Psycho
Barrior Block 13
Big Daddy
Billy Madison
Blade *Trilogy*
Boys Don’t Cry
Brainscan
Brokendown Palace
Closer
Chasing Amy
Constantine
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Dances With Wolves
Dangerous Minds
Equilibrium
Event Horizon
Eye For An Eye
Fight Club
Final Fantasy
GIA
Girl, Interrupted
Gladiator
Gothika
Gremlins
Happy Gilmore
Igby Goes Down
Interview With A Vampire
John Q
Kids
Kiss Of The Dragon
Kung Fu Hustle
Labyrinth
Light It Up
Little Monsters
Lord Of The Rings *Trilogy*
Memoirs of A Geisha
Million Dollar Baby
Momento
Octane
One Flew Over The Cukoo's Nest
Pitch Black
Primal Fear
Resident Evil
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Romeo + Juliet
Romeo Must Die
Rush Hour 1 & 2
Saw 1, 2 & 3
Set It Off
Se7en
Shanghai Knights
Shanghai Noon
Signs
SLC Punk
Sling Blade
Stir Of Echoes
Switchback
Take The Lead
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles *Trilogy*
Terminator 1 & 2
Thelma & Louise
The Breakfast Club
The Boondock Saints
The Butterfly Effect
The Crow
The Dark Crystle
The Good Son
The Fifth Element
The Hitcher
The Last Minute
The Last Of The Mohicans
The Last Samurai
The Lost Boys
The Matrix *Trilogy*
The Neverending Story
The Omen
The One
The Princess Bride
The Professional
The Score
The Transporter 1 & 2
Thirteen
Tombstone
Troy
Underworld
Underworld: Evolution
V For Vendetta
Virtuosity
Waterworld
Willow
Woman Art Thou Loosed
13 Going On 30
28 Days Later
50 First Dates

Television:

Law & Order SVU
CSI ♥
Criminal Minds
Heroes
Family Guy
nip/tuck
Rosewell
Buffy
Halfway Home
South Park

Books:

Anita Blake Vampire Hunter Novels

In the series I have read...
Guilty Pleasures
The Laughing Corpes
Circus Of The Damned
The Lunatic Cafe
Bloody Bones
The Killing Dance
Burt Offerings
Blue Moon
Obsidian Butterfly
Narcissus In Chains
Currently reading Cerulean Sins

X

His Bright Light
Bully
The Lovely Bones
Cruel Sacrifice
The Odyssey
Of Mice And Men
Night
To Kill A Mockingbird

Heroes:

♥ My Daughter

My Blog

SSDD

I've just had a rather exhausting and disappointing past 2 weeks. I've been extremely tired (both physically and emotionally) and it doesnt help that Astrid is teething now so she cries the majority o...
Posted by >Ma Petite< on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 12:52:00 PST

PIERCINGS!!! ((Will have kit no later than 8/21))

Serious Inquiries Only I'm ording the kit in about 2 weeks. Here's the list... Lip / Labret - $25 Snake bites - $40 *Nose - $20 Septum - $30 Medusa - $40 Monroe - $30 Ear lobe (14g) $15/ 1 ear ~ $25 p...
Posted by >Ma Petite< on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 02:14:00 PST

Need a haircut?

So I got some hair-cutting shears, parting clips and shit. I'm pretty much only missing the cape and one of those pump chairs, lol. So if you're interested... Cuts Trim - $10 Buzz / Mohawk - $10 One l...
Posted by >Ma Petite< on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 11:14:00 PST

About the piercing thing...

I priced some tools and shit on the internet tonight...and I am seriously thinking about investing in this whole thing.  But I need to know that I have potential customers. So if you need to be p...
Posted by >Ma Petite< on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:16:00 PST

Astrid Viktoria ((hospital photos))

First here are the stats... Full name - Astrid Viktoria McDonald Nicknames - Butthead, Gloworm and Aunt Lyn calls her Tori.  ((I tend to call her Darling a lot, Grandma calls her Babygirl)) DOB -...
Posted by >Ma Petite< on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 11:08:00 PST

update on the bubuh

No she still doesn't have a name.... I am going to make a list of first names and middle names and I am going to take the list to the hospital with me and decide AFTER she is born. Makes more sense to...
Posted by >Ma Petite< on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 12:57:00 PST

venting

Before you read on...know this isn't a mood swing... Lately I have been feeling pretty down.  I've come to see a few things about myself that I was blind to before.  For instance, I've becom...
Posted by >Ma Petite< on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 12:48:00 PST

Annoyance turned misery

So lately, it seems the majority of my female friends want to complain about ever subtle flaw or ounce of fat they possess, in my presence. At first I was just annoyed but it, because for one, the maj...
Posted by >Ma Petite< on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 02:52:00 PST

Suddenly, I feel alone.

I've been single since July, by choice.  I guess partially because of my bitterness towards men, my questioning of "love" and inevitable apprehension.  I figured that if I'm patient, the rig...
Posted by >Ma Petite< on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 10:58:00 PST

23 WEEKS! More Belly and Ultrasound pics...

Profile^     Foot!^     Belly ring scars :( ^     Wow, I'm fucking pale ^...
Posted by >Ma Petite< on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 02:04:00 PST