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Ben

WHAT THE HELL PEOPLE

About Me

Who, in my favorite bar?
Who, in the glove compartment of a car?

Who, in tailored slacks?
Who, by the railroad tracks?

Who, by easy reference?
Who, despite her preference?

Who, during -How to Be a Player-?
Who, during -Buffy, the Vampire Slayer-?

Who, on dead man's curve?
Who, on my last nerve?

Who, by Schlitz?
Who, like Herb Ritts?

Who, by honkey cop?
Who, with a muted plop?

Who, under duress?
Who, in the -New York Press-?

Who, with a final limp?
Who, by Eddie the Pimp?

Who, by an angry mob?
Who, like a fucking yob?

Who, on the MTA?
Who, just for the day?

Who, at the Odessa diner?
Who, on the Metroliner?

Who, from V.D.?
Who, like Brandon Lee?

Who, at the Plaza Hotel?
Who, due to the smell?

Who, by EZ-Pass?
Who, without much class?

Who, through rough sex?
Who, like Malcolm X?

Who, like most of The Band?
Who, at Disneyland?

Who, like Buddy Holly?
Who, by San Fran trolley?

Who, down at the mall?
Who, in Montreal?

Who, like Eazy-E?
Who, like Kennedy?

Who, on the Moon?
Who, like in a cartoon?

Who, flat on his face?
Who, without a trace?

Who, from biggie fries?
Who, after several tries?

Who, from the Washington Avenue Bridge?
Who, under the fridge?

Who, in a feather bed?
Who, like in -Eraserhead-?

Who, in an article in -The Nation-?
Who, under sedation?

Who, through congealed fat?
Who, with a simple gat?

Who, 'cause he forgot to swim?
Who, like Jules and Jim?

Who, by a simple test?
Who, just like you guessed?

Who, in a diamond choker?
Who, holding the joker?

Who, though fully vested?
Who, completely infested?

Who, like a couple of swells?
Who, like Ida B. Wells?

Who, like Mao Tsetung?
Who, in an iron lung?

Who, like Elia Kazan?
Who, in a five-year plan?

Who, guesting on -The View-?
Who, like in -House Party II-?

Who, in an online chat?
Who, taking the GMAT?

Who, like Wim Wenders?
Who, by the moneylenders?

Who, on a mission to Mars?
Who, in the last case of SARS?

Who, from a tightened sash?
Who, like Johnny Cash?

Who, from too much bling?
Who, like Martin Luther King?

Who, because of what she knew?
Who, like in -Doctor Who-?

Who, like the shy one at some orgy?
Who, 'cause I loves you, Porgy?

Who, under the push of the plow?
Who, 'cause Bess you is my woman now?

Who, rolling out the barrel?
Who, like Will Ferrell?

Who, like Norman Maine?
Who, like Coltrane?

Who, after bucking the trends?
Who, like the cast of -Friends-?

Who, beware of the buyer?
Who, like Russ Meyer?

Who, from a whiz, "with"?
Who, like Elliott Smith?

Who, like the Berlin Wall?
Who, like Leni Riefenstahl?

Who, posting to his blog?
Who, wagging the dog?

Who, in downtown Reston?
Who, like Charlton Heston?

Who, with a sudden shove?
Who, like Courtney Love?

Who, on le Pont Neuf?
Who, from raising the roof?

Who, on a live news feed?
Who, like Ralph Reed?

Who, like Strom Thurmond?
Who, like Baz Luhrmann?

Who, dancing on a pole?
Who, like Libby Dole?

Who, like Barbara Olson?
Who, like Al Jolson?

Who, in the deepest trance?
Who, doing the Humpty Dance?

Who, with inside straights?
Who, with aces and eights?

Who, at an S-M rave?
Who, on the New York pave?

Who, from too much ho'in'?
Who, like Leonard Cohen?

My Interests

Heroes:

Bill Atkinson, Ed Benguiat, Richard Brautigan, Jimmy Carter, Cesar Chavez, Bob Dylan, Carrie Fisher, Federico Fellini, Susan Kare, KRS-ONE, Thurgood Marshall, Morrissey, Ted Nelson, Laura Nyro, Dorothy Parker, Paula Scher, Mark Twain, etc.