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Andre

...wait, what?

About Me

No longer here. Try me over at Facebook instead.

My Interests

Hard to say, really. Other than the below, I'm all over the place from the geeky (philosophy and theoretical physics) to the pretentious (food and wine) to the bog standard (parties and live gigs) to the downright strange (map collecting.) I like anything that keeps my mind, body and senses engaged.

I'd like to meet:


"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars..." -- Jack Kerouac, On The Road

Whatever's clever.

Obviously, New Zealanders get precedence, but if you're smart, funny, knowledgeable, hot or have some other redeeming quality to balance your non-New Zealandness (like the ability to juggle knives or an extra toe on your right foot) I'd love to talk to you.

In the end, I'm just the same as you. I want someone to keep me entertained for a while. I don't have any expectations beyond that.

God, I sound like a wanker. Ignore all that. Just send me a message with some random bullshit or something. That's what I'm here for, really.

NO FURRIES PLEASE!

I accept pretty much any add request, unless you're obviously a spambot, so go hard. It'll ask you for my last name, but if you've bothered reading my profile you'll already know it. Keeping profiles in my friends list is an easy way for me to keep track of people I'd like to talk to at some point but can't currently think of anything interesting to say. And yes, that means I'm one of those shallow people with a million Myspace "friends". Get over it, you're on Myspace, your dignity is already compromised.

Apologies for being a bit slack with replying to people recently-I'm getting a lot of mail, and I'm so busy these days that I can't often reply. I promise I'll be good and get around to it soon, though.

You should also probably read Something Awful's Myspace S.W.A.T. It will help you become a better person.

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Background image courtesy of ~digitaljames at devianTart .

Music:

A little bit of everything. Seriously. I tend to avoid stuff I percieve as "commercial", but considering that I don't listen to the radio or watch TV, my ideas of what's really commercial and what's not are generally a little off.

I've got a taste for all things downbeat and delicate, but I have been known to crank up AC/DC's Highway to Hell before a night out, too. Right now, I'm listening to (in no particular order): MogwaiPhotekGodspeed You Black EmperorSaul WilliamsSigur RosMumThe Reindeer SectionDJ VadimVOOMSimon ComberGrandmaster Flash and the Furious FiveThom YorkeTwilight SingersFly My PrettiesAnd many, many more... I also think R. Kelly is the greatest musical genius of our age, and can't understand why people be hating on Trapped in the Closet ! After all, "The midget is the baby's daddy...woo..."

Here's what I've been playing this week:

Movies:

Magnolia is my favourite movie, and I'm a fan of P.T. Anderson generally. I also like Lars von Trier, Scorsese, Lynch, Peter Jackson and anything with ninjas in it. And, of course, SNAKES ON A PLANE.

Television:

I don't watch much TV anymore. But The Wire and before that Homicide: Life on the Street were awe-inspiring. I'm also a fan of Eating Media Lunch, Little Britain, League of Gentlemen, Family Guy and The Daily Show.

Books:

I read nonstop. I'm a fan of "contemporary lit" such as Milan Kundera, Umberto Eco, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Will Self, etc I also like the odd bit of trashy fantasy, like Robin Hobb, Julian Gray, Katharine Kerr, J.R.R. Tolkien, Robert Jordan, Tad Williams, George R.R. Martin, Ursula le Guin, etc. I can also be found reading graphic novels (Alan Moore, Eddie Campbell, etc), academic philosophy and science (David Lewis, Daniet Dennett, Steven Pinker, Stephen Hawkings, Roger Penrose, etc), poetry (Walt Whitman, James K. Baxter, William Blake, Anne Sexton, Allen Ginsberg, etc) and The Classics (everything from Homer and Sir Thomas Malory to Jack Kerouac to Charles Dickens to...)

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Heroes:

Cliff Yablonski , Jay Maynard , Hank , Terry and these guys .
And Marguerite Perrin :

Last but not least, Serious Cat . He's fucking serious (but he always makes me smile.)

My Blog

Im the plastic three inch armies you destroy.

So I suppose an update is in order, since few details of my life seem to make it to the gossip columns any more (and what's up with THAT, Bridget Saunders, huh?)Myspace has taken a back seat in my lif...
Posted by Andre on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 12:29:00 PST

The Definitive Manual to Finding, Making and Enjoying Lolcats - A Guide for the Perplexed

1. What the hell is a "lolcat"?According to Wikipedia:Lolcats, a compound of lol and cat, are photos of cats with humorous captions. They are a type of image macro, and are thus also referred to as ca...
Posted by Andre on Wed, 30 May 2007 02:02:00 PST

A Public Service Announcement from Bob the Flower


Posted by Andre on Tue, 22 May 2007 01:29:00 PST

Because I don't have one of these on my profile...

..>..>..>..>..>Basic StuffFull Name:Andre Ciriaco Enrico Federico Ambrogio AlessiNickname:Dre, the DoctorBirth date:09/12/1976Birthplace:Upper Hutt, NZCurrent Location:Auckland, NZHeight:6'3"Weight:19...
Posted by Andre on Wed, 16 May 2007 07:26:00 PST

Right you lot.

Fill it out, please.Who are you?Where are you?Why are you filling this out?How do we know each other?How long have you been on my Friends list?Do you LOVE my cat pictures or do you REALLY LOVE my cat ...
Posted by Andre on Mon, 14 May 2007 03:41:00 PST

Despite my 20 CHA, I can't get a date either.

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Posted by Andre on Tue, 08 May 2007 04:11:00 PST

Anyone know much about dream interpretation?

I have a doozy for you.  It's from several years ago, but it's still the oddest, most memorable dream I've ever had:I dreamt I went backpacking in the mountains.  Half way up a trail, I came...
Posted by Andre on Sun, 06 May 2007 03:25:00 PST

Twenty One Things About Myspace That Make Me Laugh

1. That people who sign up to a social networking website will then make a fuss that people they don't already know in real life want to talk to them.  Newsflash: that's what "social networking" ...
Posted by Andre on Wed, 02 May 2007 01:14:00 PST

Email bankruptcy

Under siege, users declare 'email bankruptcy' By ASHER MOSES - SMH | Tuesday, 1 May 2007Despite the proliferation of email management gizmos such as the BlackBerry, some users are finding their grow...
Posted by Andre on Wed, 02 May 2007 08:11:00 PST

Damn you Google, damn you to hell.

I suppose that I, more than most people, should be grateful for the Internet and the wealth of information it brings.  After all, it's a huge aid in whiling away those otherwise empty hours by lo...
Posted by Andre on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 02:58:00 PST