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About Me

My mother calls me Ashley, but you can call me Ashford, Ken, or Master. I like people that take time to listen and observe. There are a lot of things that irk me...but you probably have no idea what they are. I like well read opinionated people, even if their beliefs differ from my own. Respect.

I belch, and I used dirty language. Food tends to drop on my shirt..all the fucking time. I like ketchup. I am your pimp...

My Interests

I like to make people laugh.
Music, I'm an addict.
The written word.
The spoken word.
Vanilla soy milk.
Mind expansion.
Natural Beauty.
Observation.
Comedy.
Chonies.
Grapes.

I'd like to meet:

People with magic.

Music:

Support local music

www.abreakapart.com

Movies:

Blazzing Saddles, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Sideways, Evil Dead(I),Shawshank Redemption,the Addams Family& The Addams Family Values, Dr. Strangelove,The Lord of the Rings Trilogy,Donnie Darko,The Birdcage,Willow, Ferngully, Vamp,The Land Before Time, Full Metal Jacket, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Devils Rejects,The Never Ending Story,Finding Nemo, Empire Records,Alice in Wonderland,Waiting,Go,Romeo and Juliet, Pulp Fiction,American History X, Gacy,The Princess Bride,Aladdin, Get Shorty, Mel Brooks movies,The Rocky Horror Picture Show, my I Love Lucy DVDs, Monty Python, Fat Albert, Lost in Translation,50 First Dates, so so so so many more than that..

Television:

Discovery Channel, Comedy Central Presents,Rocko's Modern Life.Adult Swim.

Books:

I like fiction that's based loosely on real events. Henry Miller, Kurt Vonnegut Yeats, and books with a message.
<3Tolkien<3

Heroes:

Lucile Ball
My little sister..We're different but we're the same. I love her.

My Blog

Young Folks

if i told you things i did before told you how i used to be would you go along with someone like me if you knew my story word for word had all of my history would you go along with someone like m...
Posted by Dr. Ashford on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 04:20:00 PST

Support Authentic

If you love me..you will come. I gotsta have ALL my people there with me!!!! I just gotsta! ...
Posted by Dr. Ashford on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 12:33:00 PST

You Mean All the World to Me.

Sugartree lyrics by: Clee Lastermusic by: SimplifiedIt all started with what's your name,Come to find you felt the same,We were dancing in the darkand the rain came down but we did not stop,We had our...
Posted by Dr. Ashford on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 10:05:00 PST

C.E.M.F. Freedom Park

bring the kids..and the dog.this event is free..no excuses..you should be there!Hosted By: Music SupportersWhen: Saturday Apr 26, 2008 at 3:00 PMWhere: Freedom Park1900 East Blvd.Charlotte, North Caro...
Posted by Dr. Ashford on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:10:00 PST

Perseverance

People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don’t believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances th...
Posted by Dr. Ashford on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 06:38:00 PST

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Posted by Dr. Ashford on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:42:00 PST

We are the Dreamers of Dreams.

We are the music-makers,And we are the dreamers of dreams,Wandering by lone sea-breakers,And sitting by desolate streams.World-losers and world-forsakers,Upon whom the pale moon gleams;Yet we are the ...
Posted by Dr. Ashford on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 12:55:00 PST

do you know who i love?

Fucking Stephen Tyrone Colbert. lookie=)
Posted by Dr. Ashford on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 12:24:00 PST