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Big F*cking Dork!

because you don't and because I dare

About Me



adopt your own virtual pet!

My Interests

Bunny, Vegas, Drinking, Beach, Concerts, Critters, Cherry Jolly Ranchers, Slip n' Slide, Lip Gloss, Kissing, Boobies, Poker, red wine
and POPPY!!

I'd like to meet:



VINNIE!!! .. ....

Music:

The Killers, Velvet Revolver, The Ramones, Billy Idol, Bowie, Chris Burke, Depeche Mode, U2, Aerosmith, Tenacious D, Revolting Cocks, Chris Isaak, Cheap Trick, Fear, Motley Crue, Social Distortion, Neil Diamond, Nine Inch Nails, Rob Zombie, Weezer, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, Guns n Roses, The Cult, Willie Nelson, Jimmy Buffet, Buckcherry, John Lennon, Lords of Acid, The Sounds, Ludacris, Janes Addiction, Stone Temple Pilots, Beastie Boys.........................

Movies:


Dumb and Dumber, Old School, Cinderella, Billy Madison, Dodgeball, Anchorman, Reservoir Dogs, Dirty Dancing, Ferris Buellers Day Off, Big Man on Campus.......

Television:

The Golden Girls, Law and Order, Seinfeld, Simpsons, Elimidate, It's always Sunny in Philadelphia, Nip/Tuck, Starved, The Office, My Name is Earl, Daisy does America, King of the Hill......

Books:

What do I read? The dictionary, Leather bound books, Erotica, The backs of shampoo bottles in the bath...........
and Stellaluna

Heroes:

Betty White

My Blog

YAY!!!

  Squirrleyfurs!!...
Posted by Big F*cking Dork! on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 10:49:00 PST

Platinum!!!

    I love it......
Posted by Big F*cking Dork! on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 12:58:00 PST

An update

    WAIT A SEC, THERE'S MORE, I'M JUST BORED OF BEING ONLINE..............
Posted by Big F*cking Dork! on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 07:43:00 PST

Craig

So I just ran to the bathroom to pee... I sit down and notice there is a grasshopper on the floor... and he's missing one of his big grasshopper legs (but he seems to be getting around just fine) and ...
Posted by Big F*cking Dork! on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 02:50:00 PST

Deep Sea Fishing

So.... it's that time again!! Fishing for compliments. Yes, yes it is insanely pathetic but whatever. Say whatever you would like, I would appreciate something genuine but if you can't come up with a...
Posted by Big F*cking Dork! on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 10:58:00 PST

and the pickles...........

I am so frustrated and annoyed right now I could punch a sleeping baby!!!!!!!
Posted by Big F*cking Dork! on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 08:21:00 PST

YIP SKIP!

Happy, Happy, Happy birthday! I had such a good time!!! The highlights: Me stressing cause I didn't think anyone was going to get there on time to get a big enough table...... then I show up later tha...
Posted by Big F*cking Dork! on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 05:41:00 PST

I need a haircut!!!

Say/sing it like "I need a hero", I made up words to this in the bathtub but I wont bore you with that...... last night I even dreamt about it! I dreamt that I was about to walk into a bar but saw a s...
Posted by Big F*cking Dork! on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 06:52:00 PST

Costumes and Candles

Saturday night was Lorraine's Halloween party, it was sooooo much fun! I dressed in hooker boots, fish nets, super hero underoos, a black dress, red wig and bug antennaes... what was I?? Take your pi...
Posted by Big F*cking Dork! on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 06:01:00 PST

YOU CAN ALL RELAX NOW!!!!

Good lame ass Lifetime Movie coming on at 12:30!
Posted by Big F*cking Dork! on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 12:17:00 PST