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lisa*

come and set me free. forever your's i'll be. baby, won't you come take this pain away?

About Me


IT'S LISA, BITCH!
the facts.
lisa is the name.
a.k.a; lisarara, bokchoi, choibanger, rargh, chubba.
seventeen.
born on 03/11/1989. write that down.
from the land of Koreans.
i love my family, and my close buddies.
flying solo.
..and then it goes a little something like this;
i like to party.
i could possibly be an alcoholic.
i am very easily amused.
quite gullible. but not stupid.
i admit, i'm slightly shallow.
i'm a girl who likes her fatty foods.
and unlike other girls, i don't like the idea of shopping for more than half an hour. PUSH ME AROUND IN A TROLLEY.
i'm not very girly.
i swear like a man with turrets.
..and i'll drink beer and burp the alphabet. HA!
i love my music - mostly rnb, house and techno.
i don't like that headbanging roar roar music,
..but i think Joel Madden is mighty fiiiine ;)
sucker for; tall, dark and handsome men, with bedroom eyes.
bonus* if he has a jawline. haha.
i hate players.
i hate clingy, obsessive people.
and i hate hate hate liars and bullshit artists.
oh, and judgemental fuckers.
i don't like private profiles.. LET ME PERVE ON YOU, DAMNIT!
the end, i cbfed :)

My Interests

dedications..

"whenever you're lonely,
i'll be the one, you can call me.
just say the word, i'll come running,
don't worry guys, you can call me.
just know that i dont ever plan on leaving you,
cus you're my heart, the one i sing this to.
it's alright, baby, dont worry,
you can count on me.
day or night, rain or shine, you can call me."ahyoung; the older sister my mum never gave birth to. haha. i love you dear. you mean alot to me, i hope you know that :) i can tell you everything, and you should know that you could tell me anything. loooove you, truly, madly.. and above all, deeeeply! muah*

rosie titty; my wifey. you are very special to me. always making me laugh, always there for d&ms.. and the thing i love most about you is, we agree and disagree on the same things, so we have the BESTEST bitching sessions. haha. you never fail to make me, or the people around you laugh, you have the bestest personality, and such a great sense of humour. haha. and don't even get me started on your breasts.. they make me the happiest person alive. love you nigger.. LONG TIME! aaah fucking duma. xx

yumiko; my grandmother. haha. handsdown the coolest grandmother alive. i love you more and more each day. you suprise me more and more each day. haha. such a spontaneous little girl. cuts her hair one day, dyes her hair the next day, and pops out of nowhere at random times. haha. gotta love her. yumiko dear, i love you dearly. thanks for always being there for me, and for always having my back. i will always love you, and have your back like you have mine ;) mwa*

bekilala; the mistress of mine. shes bloody fantastic. her looks can blow a man away, and her smile can brighten up the room. prettiest duma bitch i've ever met. haha. always a pleasure having her around :D says the most random shit. haha. she literally says anything that comes to mind. haha. i love you lala :) thanks for always being a boney shoulder for me to lean on.. thanks for wiping away my tears when i'm in pain.. and thanks for trying to give me great advice haha. it never works, but i appreciate you listening to me. love you, to the moon and back. xx

mikel chaebo; the brother from another mother! we have known eachother for a while now. but over the passed few months we have drifted apart. it's sad.. but i know for a fact, that when i do end up seeing you, we will be back to normal :) i love you mikel chae. i hope you know, you mean alot to me. "mooooarhh" haha.

pangarella&nana chan; i laaaaarve you guys muchly. you guys always make me smile, and always make me feel special. haha. you guys have the best personality :) and the thing i love most about you guys is, you're never different.. you guys always have the same personality, whether you're together, or individually. i got your back guys, and i know you guys have mine :) DON'T EVER CHANGE. OKAY? NEVER EVER EVER! p.s
- get married already!

tani; CHANDLER! haha / the so-called "sexy" one. HAHA. i joke. you ARE sexy dear. haha. you should know, you have a mirror. lol. anywhos. tani is great. love him. very sexy. very smart. very nice jawline + collar bone. smells like a baby. haha. i liiike. as perfect as he sounds, i'm sorry ladies, but he is TAKEN. awwww.. nooo.. noo, don't cry. haha. but nevertheless!, he is a great friend :) he listens to all my bullshit, and keeps me company when i am alone. haha. my tram buddy :) i love you long timeeeeeeeeeee.

hopcraft; my husbangbang. lol. funniest kid alive. i lup yew nigger. never fails to make me laugh. but don't be fooled guys. as nice as he sounds, he is a big-time bully. haha. but then you realise you just have to get used to his insults, cus after a while, you realise he's not gonna change his ways. not that i want you to change dear. haha. love you kid :) let's never divorce ever again! haha, and i will try to be a better wifey, and i will also try to remember to wear my ring. haha xx *slaps hopcraft's face three times* (inside joke)

wilson; wilsonsonsonsonson! i love you dear :) i haven't known you for that long, but you have become very special to me. haha. i shall make you more and more korean each day.. so then you will know anything and everything to do with korean. and then we can talk in korean. and eat korean food. and watch korean movies.. WITHOUT SUBTITLES! haha :) "sa rang hae." okay? and "ner neun mo shiss so!" ;)

heyMICKEY!; you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey mickey! haha :) WOH! my dear child, over the passed few months, we have drifted apart.. and indeed it is very very very sad. but we shall build back our friendship, like the way it used to be! except for the whole.. puccini's scene. haha :) i love you dear. and although i thought you were scary when i first met you, my views about you have changed in the time i have known you.. and now i just simply love you! WOH! xx

anto; the p-e-d-o-p-h-i-l-e. haha. i joke. i love you, even if bek tells me you're a pedo :) just stop sitting on me, yes? haha. xx

yi chen; niggerrrr! my drinking buddy :) i remember back in the days, when we would wag school JUST to drink. and we're just have random drink ups together. haha. those were the daysss. let's bring those days back, shall we? haha. NO drinkup is safe with yi chen around though. bloody angry drunk cunt. he bashes me when he's drunk.. and he's the biggest pms'ing bitch. but nevertheless, i love it.. and i love him :)

timothy; timmayeeeeee! we have been through so much, and somehow i'm suprised that we're still friends. not that i don't want to be friends with your or anything, but after everything i put us through, you forgave me and you still stuck by me, as a friend.. a great friend. thanks alot dear. i appreciate it. and now it's my turn to return the favour. i will always be here for you. always. x

i love all these kids..
a fair fucking lot!

I'd like to meet:

noone . nobody . nowhere .

LOL@ BEK.

Music:


pharrell williams.

Movies:

Transformers :D
Saw movies,
White Chicks,
Mean Girls,
50 First Dates :)
Training Day.. etc.

Television:

FRIENDS
Will + Grace
How I Met Your Mum
FAMILY GUY!
Next Top Model
Entourage

Books:

Don't read much.

Heroes:

MY MAMA + PAPA BEAR :)