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Jade Grenade

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About Me

Showtime! May 5th, be there!"Dear book, this is another day in my life. A life is like a book. A book is like a box. A box has six sides. Inside and outside, so, how do you get to what's inside? How do you get what's inside, out? Once upon a time, there lived a very pretty girl, who lived in a beautiful box, and everybody loved her."pfft.Descirption eh??? Well here it goes...First and foremost I am the lucky wife of an amazing man. Together we have a little family, all of them possess fur, feathers or scales, but that's how we roll.From time to time I've been known to be a pin up model and a burlesque/fetish performer, although that's hardly a definition of me. I love to do it but I'm a busy lady and it's been pretty tough lately to pin me down to pin me up so to speak...it is a fun past time though, and when a project catches my attention I'm all for it!Don't try to classify me in whatever stereotype you think I belong in, cause you'll be wrong. I am what I am, and frankly, I don't give a shit about it. Just me, and all I can tell you about that is I ain't yer average girl. Yes I wear PVC, yes I wear a leather jacket with patches and pins, yes I wear polka dots, high heels or stomping boots, pretty dresses to rolled up jeans. I've worn my hair in every style from mohawks to pincurls, I listen to a ton of music genres, from punk to industrial to rockabilly and psychobilly, I love spy jazz, opera, you name it! What does that make me? It doesn't make me anything. I'm not interested in what that makes me, all I know is that I like it.I have an extreme case of potty mouth. I'm a fucking sailor, what can I say... I come from a military base in Newfoundland, Canada, and although I've lost my accent, I use a fuck of alot of naughty words and slang. Especially when wasted! I smoke, I drink, and I have more fun than most!I'm a lover of anything obscure that grabs and keeps my attention. I also have a thing for grenades. I'm extremely silly, friendly and kind hearted, but I can be a total cunt if you rub me the wrong way. I do however try to live my life getting shits & giggles. I surround myself with people and things that are positive. I am not a person who thrives on negativity. I also don't take myself too seriously, I don't think anyone should. If you can't laugh at yourself who the fuck can you laugh at?! Got a problem with that? Then kindly fuck off, don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out!Still here?I model and perform for a risque fetish/burlesque performance group called Cybernaughtyka here in Edmonton, and I enjoy the fuck out of it.Click the photos to visit our website!..I'm newly married to the man I've devoted my life to for the last 8 years. I have great friends, a great career and a fantastic social life I wouldn't trade for anything.Also I am an extremely interested in anything to do with The Kidney Foundation or other related charities, my husband has been living with no kidneys for over 5 years now and it is an affliction that we all should be aware of. Do your part and sign your donor cards, you don't need your fleshy bits after your gone, why not leave your mark on the world by saving a life? :)Feel free to friend me if you like, I do try to keep up with the people on my list and am always interested in meeting people that amuse me in some way or another.Modelling/Photoshoots:Love, Fun and the friends I'm lucky enough to call mine!
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My Interests

The art of being sexy, be it through burlesque, dancing, fetishes, all of it, I crave it all!!!Glamour, old hollywood glamour of course...Spinning my pasties, waving my fans and being cheesecake!!!Here's just a few more things :P 1930s, 40's, 50's, 80's, 80's music, absinthe, ancient egypt, androgyny, angelina jolie, animal print, animal rights, anime, ant-zen, art, asphyxiation, bats, bdsm, beer, bela lugosi, big hair, black flag, body modification, bondage, bones, boobies, boobs, boots, booze, burlesque, cats, cenobites, cheesy horror, corsetry, corsets, cubanate, dancing, dark edmonton, death rock, dita von teese, dreads, ebm, elvira, eyebrows, eyeliner, fake hair, fetish, fetish fashion, fetish modeling, fetish photography, fishnets, fucking, gas masks, gigs, goth, goth rock, gothabilly, grenades, h.r. giger, hair, hair extensions, hearses, hellraiser, horror flics, horror punk, horror queens, industrial, japanese cinema, latex, leopard print, mark ryden, medical fetish, military uniforms, mohawks, nails, new city, new city suburbs, noise, pencil skirts, piercings, pin-up girls, polka dots, ponyfalls, porn, powernoise, psychobilly, punk rock, pvc, rats, red wine, rockabilly, rocky horror picture show, rpgs, rubber, s&m, sex, shaved heads, skulls, strippers, suburbs, synthetic hair, synthpop, tattoos, undercuts, vampira, video games, vintage fetish, vinyl, vodka, zebra print, zombie nurses, zombie porn, zombies

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who likes to have a good time, party hard and live life to it's fullest.Photographers, Make up artists and Hairstylists who are looking to collaborate on future projects.You can also find my online portfolio on www.modelmayhem.com under, you guessed it: Jade GrenadeBUT!I have far too many fucking bands on here. You can try and add me, but frankly it's pissing me off to see 20 facking band fiend requests every bloody day.If I don't already know your band or your not absolutely fucking mindblowing I probably won't add you back...no offense...let me just get the door for you....

Music:

I love a wide variety of genres, closet to my heart is punk since I've listened to it since I remember getting into music. I don't limit myself in the slightest. I adore Cab Calloway, and wouldn't be lying if I said he is my absolute favorite musician. I have a soft spot for rhythm and beats that carry me to the dancefloor and I will always be partial to the stompy stomp! I love classical, opera, fuck I love it all. I also have a slight obseession with a certain composer named Nobuo Uematsu. If you know who he is your fucking awesome!!!

Movies:

Not going to bother listing these. Too many.

Books:

I love biographies and literature that engage me to read on and on and on. Top of the list at the current moment are: How To Make Love Like a Pornstar Memoirs Of A Geisha

Heroes:

My sexy husband Dave. Who has more patience and trust in me than anyone, plus he's been known to join me on stage from time to time, can you get much better than that?My mother. My sister Kim. Benisato. Women that inspire me to shake and spin my tittie tassles! And most importantly myself, because I live and learn from me, and no one else can teach you the things that you learn living your own life, as you. Make yourself who you want to be, instead of striving to be like others.

My Blog

New Photoshoot pics

I dunno how many of you even subscribe to my blog cause I never post any :P But I've got some new photos up! Check 'em!   xoxo's to all!
Posted by Jade Grenade on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 10:21:00 PST

Tales From The Tiki Room

Check out myself and Zsa Zsa featured in thehungryeye.com's TALES FROM THE TIKI ROOM   http://www.hungryeye.com/feagal/tiki/index.htm   Enjoy!...
Posted by Jade Grenade on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 09:36:00 PST

MotleyCrue/Aerosmith after party @ SHOWGIRLS,GIRLS,GIRLS!!!!

MotleyCrue/Aerosmith after party @ SHOWGIRLS,GIRLS,GIRLS!!!! Saturday December 9th Body: What a wicked-wild night this will be!!!!!!!!!!!!First of all it's the Motley CrueAerosmith Concertand seco...
Posted by Jade Grenade on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 10:12:00 PST

CYBERNAUGHTYKA CAME AND CONQUERED!!! Pics from the show for you!!!

So I promised some pictures......For starters, here's the sign Davey made for us, my hubby is so talented!WOW!!! Cory looks evil!!!A little snippet from our intro number...Miss Luna looking ever so do...
Posted by Jade Grenade on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 10:17:00 PST

Cybernaughtyka @ Taboo Showtimes!

Cybernaughtyka @ The Taboo Naughty But Nice Sex Show Performance Times: Friday November 17th : 9:30PM & 10:50PM Saturday November 18th : 9:00PM & 10:40PM Sunday November 19th : 1:50PM & 3:...
Posted by Jade Grenade on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 09:26:00 PST

For my best friend....

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Posted by Jade Grenade on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 09:11:00 PST

Music Ideas????

Ok fuckers, you know I'm at a loss when I begin a myspace blog...;P So here's the deal, As some of you know, I'm getting married this summer. We've decided not to hire a DJ because there's no way in h...
Posted by Jade Grenade on Tue, 09 May 2006 11:05:00 PST

Name Change!

To avoid any confusion, my new MySpace name and url are now all under Jade_Grenade So there fuckers!   :P Fuck you very much and have a great bloody day!
Posted by Jade Grenade on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 10:53:00 PST

the power of vodka compells me....

I have a hole in my heart, tonight I fill it with vodka. Then, another hole will be filled.....with manpulp. ............see? I can blog too. What the point of it was is beyond me. 'Till next time fuc...
Posted by Jade Grenade on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 10:46:00 PST