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Mary

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About Me


my name is mary. i enjoy things that make me giggle including johnny and scrotums. i have a 9-5 job that can be boring at times... so i survive by getting drunk/stoned with good friends and making silly memories.
MARY'S SUPER SEXY PHOTOS (flickr page)
- ANOTHER EMMA'S DANCE PARTY
- HALLOWEEN
- EMMA'S REGGAE DANCE PARTY (my camera)
- EMMA'S REGGAE DANCE PARTY (shawn's camera)
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My Interests

old school reggae, my drums, my guitar, fucking shit up in gta san andreas, photography, cuddling, marijewauna, stripperobics, dp ;)

I'd like to meet:

santa claus

Music:

queen, toots and the maytals, jimi hendrix, bob marley, peter tosh, sublime, old U2, simon and garfunkle, the doors, the be good tanyas, boochika, john mayer's older stuff, T.O.K. and other good dancehall, blue rodeo, ben harper's innocent criminals

Movies:

the little mermaid, stand by me, happy gilmore, office space, the pricess bride, napolean dynomite, the goonies, chicago, girl interrupted, spongebob squarepants, borat

Television:

south park, six feet under, clone high, dead like me, seinfeld, newsradio, sex and the city, the simpsons, huff, weeds, dexter, ugly betty, queer as folk, america's next top model, so you think you can dance, law and order, the oblongs,

Books:

i'm not gonna lie, books don't excite me all that much... i think it might be a problem with my attention span :p but some of my favourites are fear and loathing in las vegas, freakonomics, girl interrupted and if you give a mouse a cookie... oh and that one that johnny has about the alphabet of manliness, i've never laughed so hard at any book before.

Heroes:

spiderman, cuz superman and batman were cock munchers

My Blog

strippers?

Okay so we saw Guns N' Roses last night at the ACC. It was a pretty sweet ass show however one thing baffled me... The opening act was strippers!!! A bunch of scantally clad ladies come out and start ...
Posted by Mary on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 07:30:00 PST

My new Myspace

Well I've finally officially entered the queer world of Myspace.  I was bored when I was stoned Saturday night so I figured why the hell not... now I have something to keep me occupied when I don...
Posted by Mary on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 07:20:00 PST