Devious Dave

crack , crack ( said in a real raspy voice )

About Me

My real name is David, but most people just call me Devious Dave cuz i steal to support my crack habit. I like smokin crack, diggin in the trash, makin out with preoperative transexuals, and stealin from my mom. I also like threatenin and talkin shit about people then callin the police on them because im a scared little chicken shit. i also like pickin at my face. If any of you people wanna get high, just come pick me up.Check out my pics to see the rest of my crew.

My Interests

smokin crack, drinkin, talkin shit, fondling my tranny lover

I'd like to meet:

crack dealers or anybody who likes to smoke crack or any chicks with dicks who will let me suck them off. and Tyrone Bigg

Music:

anything i can tweak to

Movies:

America Undercover: High On Crack Street

Television:

Intervention

Books:

Crack Smokers Digest

Heroes:

Tyrone Bigguns and the guy from Menace II Society who was gonna suck O-Dogs dick if he bought the cheeseburgers from him.