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Jay

ho humm

About Me

"I do not have to forgive my enemies. I have had them all shot." -- Ramon Maria Narvaez, Spanish general ..

My Interests

"I'm sensitive, I like to cuddle. But there's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away" - Dave Attell

I'd like to meet:

God, for one...that bitch has got some splainin to do. People who are kind and acknowledge that life is a series of misguided adventures that we just happen to wake up into everyday.

Music:

i absorb music like a sponge. some current faves.... arcade fire, bloc party, interpol, death cab for cutie, falloutboy, she wants revenge!! stuck in my iPod forever?....aphex twin, babyland, bright eyes, NIN, bjork, coldplay, the cure, dead kennedys, depeche mode, the devlins, faithless, the flaming lips, funker vogt, garbage, jeff buckley, johnny cash, joy division, kenna, leftfield, massive attack, morrissey, thrill kill kult, new order, op ivy, pink floyd, pitchfork, portishead, queens of the stone age, radiohead, rotersand, rufus wainwright, run-dmc, skinny puppy, smashing pumpkins, the smiths, stabbing westward, thursday, tool, tori amos, tricky, underworld, U.N.K.L.E., the vandals, velvet acid christ, vnv nation, weezer, the ramones, old cars, eddie money, tom petty(!!!), and manymanymore....

Television:

Family Guy, The Simpsons, Six Feet Under (RIP), OZ, ummmm, the news... to see what clear channel wants us to believe today....

Books:

all books. yes. delicious.

Heroes:

I have many. My parents, my friends, myself for having the courage to continue living.

My Blog

kittenface

i was wrong. it was both leukemia and aids. we went to pick him up this morning and ended up putting him down. we just buried him in the back yard in his favorite spot, under the shade of the tree.&nb...
Posted by Jay on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 01:34:00 PST

snickersnicker

brenda (tims kittie) is easily insulted.she's a foot whore and was licking my toes a minute ago.i called her a homo and she looked up at me and just kinda walked away.tell me about it, puss....
Posted by Jay on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 07:54:00 PST

the british are coming...

.. to orlando in september? throngs of them. smelly little shits, with their little brit mullets. with all due respect to my pals that went to england, next time you should save some cash on airfare a...
Posted by Jay on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 09:18:00 PST

the thinly veiled dream called reality

i had the weirdest dream. i was on a beach surrounded by faceless people who all knew my name. i was being pushed away by arms that had no origin. i tried to look into the faces that surrounded me and...
Posted by Jay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

screams in dreams

You Are Best Described By... The Scream By Edvard Munch What Famous Work of Art Are You? ...
Posted by Jay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the OC... what the hell is this?

so, i was flipping through the channels yeaterday when the remote started acting up. it left me stranded on fox while the oc was playing. what a joke that show is. having never watched it, i retched a...
Posted by Jay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fear and loathing in omaha

it's so cold out this morning. the weather fucks out here don't know shit, apparently. last time i checked, it was supposed to be in the high 70's. so, here i sit, in front of this monitor screen, wra...
Posted by Jay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

someone else

my hatred is ebbing. the right type of music, the windows open, stretch out in front of the sliding glass door. quiet. the carter family drifting through the living room. johnny cash. ever since i...
Posted by Jay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

...?...

It's a miracle that with all these belltowers my trigger finger is still holstered. I've been in this armpit for 5 years now and have come to the conclusions that both seasons and human contact are ex...
Posted by Jay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST