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HeatherT

My dad does ballet in his underwear

About Me

Going to the Zoo in spring is like a porno

My Interests

Growing bonzai trees and becoming a kung fu master.

I'd like to meet:

Dirty heavily bearded mountain men.

Music:

Smog,Bonnie Prince Billy, Cat Power, Le Tigre, Fugazi, Miss Piggy Workout Record, Minute Men, Dead milkmen, Billie Holiday, NWA, Iron Maiden played backwards.

Movies:

Any Muppet Movie, North Shore, Evil Dead, Enter the Dragon, Howard the Duck, Teen Witch, Born in Flames, The Warriors, Kill Bill, True Romance, Valley Girl, Mystery Train, Kung Fu Hustle, shoulin soccer, god of cookery, Ladies and Gentlemen the Fabulous Stains, Welcome to the Doll House, all war movies and Break'in 1 and 2.

Television:

Twin Peaks, Gem and the hollograms, Arrested Development, Mr. Show, Lost.

Books:

The Sex Lives of Cannibals, In Search of Captain Zero, The Giving Tree,The last season

Heroes:

Buddha, miss piggy, backcountry rangers