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IM TRYNA B ADDICTED TO LEARNIN LIKE A BAD HABIT- A SMURF ORIGINAL

About Me


+_)(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*=-?/[]{})(*&^%$ 5;@@#$%^&*()*&^%$#@#$% hi for all u who dont know my name is Tommy "No Hands" Mcgee. They dont call me no hands cuz i dont have nufin after my forearms, but because i cant fight. i got mad heart i just dont have no skills wen it comes to the art of fisticuffs. I cant fight but i talk alot of shit. Im not a bitch though! iight just a lil bit so wut. im not really a bitch though i only run from like 2.5 out of 3 fights. dont laugh at me bitch. i cant fight but i can jone like shit. i will jone on ur bama bitch ass till u cry. and if u dont kno wut jone means it means im make funnies at ur exoense and u not funnier than me. no niga ill fuk u up. my roket launcher got a 50 round clip on it. then ima come over to u and ask u Wuts good and let u own me then let a lil crack monkey 1/3 my size pull me away and then ima run away and get sumbody i kno who can fight i think. and they gona run over to u and pretend like they wana fight and stand 10 feet away and circle and wait for they nigas to come jump u. then ima walk away and stand behind the fight like i dont got nufin to do with it. yeah! unh! how u like that shit bitch! then ima jone on your bama ass yeah ima fry the shit out your ugly ass cuz im funny as shit. i kno u got thug life tattooed on your stomach..... around your belly button with the sunflare on the words.... is ur belly button pierced u queer ass niga! ha! i fried u! dont steal my jones either. You know im funny. Im not a person any one can truely describe in just a few words. If u think you know you probably only know my shadow. U can love me or hate me- either way u have to respect me. besides do you really think u can fuk wit me? visit me @ ALLSMOKE-N-MIRRORS.real- thanks for playing.... ........................................................ You have a sexual IQ of 146
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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wade

Hands on sexual therapist
............................................................ Using your mouth
Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth.
......................................................... You are charming.
You are very bright, and able to completely express yourself verbally. You have a lot of charisma and people are naturally attracted to you.
................................................ WADE --
[noun]:
A new position involving a machete
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My Interests

women, combat sports, ladies, parties, partyin, and partying, pitbulls, weapons, relative economics, racing when i can, endorphins, chillin, breathin easy ..........................................................

I'd like to meet:

people who want to buy weapons (swords knives kunckes crossbows ask and i prolly can get it), pills and sticky, ladies, women over 6'4", the lovey light skinned ladies, females that give amazing slew, a woman that thinks she can tame me,horticulturalists, people interested in relative econimcs, women over thirty who r tryin to get a lil dirty, women with more than 3 piercings bellow their chin, women with more than one tongue ring, women with more than 6 piercings not including ears eyebrows or noses, partiers, party hosts, people who are real and stay real.

Music:

dancehall, reggae, the whole carribean sound, dc's own gogo, bmore club, rap & hip-hop, r&b, classsical, techno, electronica, trance, jazz

Movies:

action, comedy, horror, anime, foriegn import dave chapelle, jackie chan, jet li, bruce lee, sacha baron cohen, bolo yeung, dragon lee- u not up on my movie game

Television:

tv sucks ass ..
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Books:

We'll find something new to do now. Heres lots of blue goo now. New goo. Blue goo. Gooey. Gooey. Blue goo. New goo. Gluey. Gluey. Gooey goo for chewy chewing! Thats what that Goo-Goose is doing. Do you choose to chew goo,too, sir? If, sir, you, sir, chooseto chew, sir, with the Goo-Goose, chew, sir. Do, sir.

Heroes:

the thugs, anyone who owns a fake bape hoody, adolphis price, his obvious ass friend wit da short cornrolls yes rolls!, dirthair AJ, da doms from the hollow tree, any girls that look like men, da pgcc rappers, niggas that always talkin about fightin and robbin niggas but wen a fight comes they post up on a wall wit a duck face and watch they man fight, niggas always talkin bout wreckin but wen they folks bout to fight they 20 feet away, women that look like professional male boxers, women that look like animals, nigas that wana fight my bitch ass......................................................... .................................................... ..

My Blog

greene

A stoner called the fire department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!" Two old dudes are sittin' around coo...
Posted by IM GLAD IM UNCOOL & UGLY MY LIFE IS MUCH SIMPLER on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 12:47:00 PST

beautiful termination

-A beautiful termination- a beautiful termination, execution the slaughtering of an unpure lamb in the fall i would love to grant u that type of departure a beautiful slaughtering in soft brown grasse...
Posted by IM GLAD IM UNCOOL & UGLY MY LIFE IS MUCH SIMPLER on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 11:11:00 PST

im in here.

OK MySpace folks, Im in here now. its the first coming of the rising son. lets take the mischief and mayhem to a whole new level. its gona take me a minute to get my page sittin rite an propa how...
Posted by IM GLAD IM UNCOOL & UGLY MY LIFE IS MUCH SIMPLER on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 04:49:00 PST