Jennifer

Likes: leaving novels of comments on people's walls, the color pink (yes we can call it a serious interest!), getting escorted to the front of the line, polio vaccinations, champagne, Italian food, feeling incognito when I wear my glasses, inside jokes that will never die, napping in the afternoon, parallel parking, dogs too big to fit in handbags, breaking out in spontaneous dance parties, trashy reality programming, trashy programming in general, ranch dressing on EVERYTHING, awkward situations, salacious celebrity gossip, jumping to conclusions, shoulder kisses, matching things to my outfit, alphabetizing, crying my way out of speeding tickets, shoes that give the illusion I'm over 5'2", home decor, getting the chills, the smell of coffee, Sharpie retractable markers, Japanese hibachi, watching random people do stupid things, expansive grassy meadows, down comforters, mascara, and feeding my kittens listerene breath strips not because they have bad breath but because i get a sick sort of amusement from their reaction.

Dislikes: Meredith Vieira, people touching my knees, wedge shoes, the sound snow makes when you walk on it, the smell of cooking cabbage, tomatos, the letter K, having to do math in my head, having to work with sharp objects, lies by omission, DRAMA and the girls who start it, when you're watching TV and they have someone who only speaks Spanish talking to someone who only speaks English and they can both understand each other but can't talk in the same language, people who send pictures of their families as Christmas cards, animals dressed as humans, people who use the word "guesstimate," guys who wear sandals with socks...