Mufasa

Well I rule over pride rock and stuff...In the story of what was ment to be about my life you see I have a lioness wife and a kid, Simba. But god dammit Disney decided to kill me off because I came out of the closet and they didnt want kids having a gay role model ! The B*stards ! so Simba got the spot light and that lion chick (whatever her name was) devorced me....*sob*....oh yeah im gay ! *woo* ! But not all was lost....then I met Rafiki ! It was a match made in heavan ! We both loved drugs and partying and he had this really sexy tree house ! His name is to hard to say when high (which is all the time) so I call him Carl. Anyways I take viagra to help keep the spark in the relationship but Simba keeps stealing it and its so damn pissing me off !!!! Also Im broke from paying child support so zebra prostitutes leave me alone !Layout Provided By FreeCodeSource.com - Myspace Layouts