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KAMKA

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Name: MICHAEL THOMAS KAMKA
Birthday: 12-28-77
Birthplace: LAKEWOOD
Current Location: LAKEWOOD
Eye Color: GREENISH BLUE
Hair Color: BROWN

Height: 6'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHTY
Your Heritage: WHITE
The Shoes You Wore Today: CHUCKS
Your Weakness: A BIG BUTT AND A CUTE SMILE
Your Fears: NONE
Your Perfect Pizza: PINEAPPLE AND HAM
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: GET RICH
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "SOUNDS GOOD" OR "ALL OF A SUDDEN"
Thoughts First Waking Up: COFFEE!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: EVERYTHING
Your Bedtime: IT VARIES
Your Most Missed Memory: PASSED ON FRIENDS AND FAMILY
Pepsi or Coke: NIETHER
MacDonalds or Burger King: NIETHER
Single or Group Dates: BOTH
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: THEY'RE BOTH GREAT
Chocolate or Vanilla: THEY'RE BOTH GOOD
Cappuccino or Coffee: THEY'RE BOTH FANTASTIC
Do you Smoke: HELL NO
Do you Swear: FUCK YEAH
Do you Sing: FUCK NO
Do you Shower Daily: OF COURSE
Have you Been in Love: WHO HAS'NT
Do you want to go to College: HELL YEAH
Do you want to get Married: MAYBE LATER
Do you belive in yourself: OF COURSE
Do you get Motion Sickness: HELL NO
Do you think you are Attractive: I HAVE MY MOMENTS
Are you a Health Freak: YOU CAN SAY THAT!
Do you get along with your Parents: YEAH
Do you like Thunderstorms: YEAH
Do you play an Instrument: NAH
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: NAH
In the past month have you Smoked: NAH
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NAH
In the past month have you gone on a Date: NAH
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: YEAH
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: YEAH
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: DO BEARS HAVE FUR!!!b
In the past month have you been on Stage: NAH

In the past month have you been Dumped: NAH
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NAH
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NO
Ever been Drunk: OF COURSE
Ever been called a Tease: JUST ONCE
Ever been Beaten up: NOT YET
Ever Shoplifted: WHEN I WAS A YOUNGER
How do you want to Die: BALLS DEEP,LOL
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: RICH AND FAMOUS
What country would you most like to Visit: AMSTERDAMN
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: ANY
Favourite Hair Color:
Short or Long Hair: NOT BALD,LOL
Height: SHORTER THAN MYSELF
Weight: SLINDER AND GLUTERIFIC!!!b
Best Clothing Style:

Number of Drugs I have taken: "IM OVER IT!!!!"
Number of CDs I own: THERE OBSELETE
Number of Piercings: QUE'
Number of Tattoos: WHO DOESNT HAVE A TATOO
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NOT A DAMB THING!!!

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I'd like to meet:

People who know how to kick back and have a good time,like to laugh,and dont put up with no bullshit. From no fucking clowns! WE NEED ONE OF THESE IN L.A.TOO!/ HotFreeLayouts

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Music:

Metal,Punk,Raggae,Rap,Old School!

Movies:

The Shinning,Tomb Stone,Training Day,Pulp Fiction,Crank,Half Baked,Up In Smoke,Super Troopers,Old School,Comedys,Action and Pornos! .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..

Television:


MyHotComments / HotFreeLayouts PimpMySpace sexypimp.comSOUTH PARK,FAMILY GUY,DAVE CHAPPELL,KING OF QUEENS,CARLOS MENCIA,THE SARA SILVERMAN SHOW,MAD T.V.,THE DAVID SPADE SHOW AND FOW 11 NEWS!

Books:

BIBLE

Heroes:

Anyone who takes care of their kids,and my parents! And who ever invented this fucking thing!"Get your mother fucking Mob on!"

My Blog

THE PEE TEST!

I AM ON MY WAY TO THE PAROLE OFFICE I JUST DRANK TWO CUPS OF COFFEE AND A GALLON OF WATER!I HAD TO PISS SO BAD I STOPED AT STARBUCKS,I FELT LIKE R KELLY GOING TO RACHEL RAYS HOUSE!I GET THER...
Posted by KAMKA on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 11:28:00 PST

LEGS FOR LIPS

SOME PEOPLE RUN THEIR MOUTHS SO MUCH ITS LIKE THEY GOT LEGS FOR LIPS.THEY KNOW THAT THEIR JUST PIECES OF SHIT THATS WHY THEY DONT QUIT!!!!!!PEACE OUT BITCHES!!!!!!!!...
Posted by KAMKA on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 07:05:00 PST

I LIKE TO DRINK WATER

I LIKE TO DRINK WATER BECAUSE FISH FUCK IN IT!!!!
Posted by KAMKA on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 04:32:00 PST