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DaNiE

What can I say; I'm a child of divorce.....

About Me

Some one on God's assembly line was doing way too much special K.....

My Interests

making out, sleeping, eating, doing hair, getting wasted, not getting pregnant, goat cheese, not showering, screeching, being made fun of, laughing, laughing at people not with, smoking stuff, veggies, half iced tea and half lemonades, making paper airplanes, eating my roommates food, jumping, going to toys r us, batman, movies, scooby doo, and scrappy doo, tight jeans on guys, yellow bikes from joey, dirty magazines, hangin out with my badass neighbors, dancing with drag queens, I have a strange attraction to homosexual males, d.j.'s, girl d.j.'s like my mom, falling down, I really love to fall down it happens quite often, breaking bones mine and others, bar fights, pulling hair, eating, eating, drinking a lot, sleeping, being awake, getting fired, making fun of Jesus Freaks, yeah you fuckers kiss my black ass............ beeer, gin gimlets, smokes, hot dogs, hot tamales, hot sauce. I also love to dance I dont care if you think I suck. Yeah.

I'd like to meet:

Everyone and sometimes no one... Mostly. Just kidding, but seriously.....

Music:

Why don't ya use it try not to bruise it....

Movies:

i love movies. Too hard to name favorites.

Television:

I'm all about cartoons. Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, Aqua Teen, Family Guy, Pretty much anything on cartoon network. Adult Swim is my hero. Also I'm a die hard Sex and the City fan, and Six Feet Under. HBO rocks.

Books:

I love to read.

Heroes:

I could be king, and you could be queen, we could be HEROES just for one day.