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SEX POEM

roses are redLemons are sourOpen ur legs and give me an hourKissing Is A HabitFucking Is A GameGuys Get All The PleasureGirls Get All The Pain10 Minutes Of Pleasure9 Months Of Pain3 Days In The Hospit...
Posted by [K][I][N][G] [T] on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 07:52:00 PST

JOKE OF THE DAY (JAN 27,07)

A mother hears a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom, so she opens the door and finds her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. "What the hell are you doing?" the mom asks."I'm 35 an...
Posted by [K][I][N][G] [T] on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 12:21:00 PST

TEENAGE PROTITUTE

Grandma Loves Oranges A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her Grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, incl...
Posted by [K][I][N][G] [T] on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 11:40:00 PST

JOKE OF THE DAY

ONE DAY A TEACHER TOLD HER STUDENTS THAT THEY HAVE TO PUT A WORD IN TO A SENTINCE AND THE WORD IS DEFENITLY.   SO A STUDENT RAISED HIS HAND AND SAID HE HAS ONE THEN THE TEACHER SAID GO A HEAD . T...
Posted by [K][I][N][G] [T] on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 03:24:00 PST