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About Me

By day you will find me negotiating record contracts & professional sports contracts in the office. Or possibly negotiating my boy Dustin Diamond's porn distribution deal. That's right, Screech! But mostly you find me in a United States Federal Courthouse in any number of cities near and far fighting for equal rights through the Americans With Disabilities Act of 1990 or fighting for the rights of consumers under the United States Bankruptcy Code.

My Interests

Filing BANKRUPTCIES!!!! Filing LAWSUITS!!!!

I'd like to meet:

The YING YANG TRIPLETS!

Music:

Growing list of show credits: Ying-Yang Twins, Sponge, Stabbing Westward, Too Short, Lil' Flip, Zion Y Lennox, Trick-Trick, Chingo Bling, Midwest Philly, Stunta, Juan Gotti, DJ Eddie Deville