Im in love with the real world
Its mutual, or so it seems
Cuz only in the real world
Do things happen like they do in my dreams
Some of the rules may be different
But maybe theyll stay the same
In the real world
We both win when we play the same game
Im in love with somebody
I wish somebody loved me too
You may wonder how this concerns you
Well perhaps the somebody is you
I dont even know what your name is
But I just hope you'll stay
In the real world
Things happen this way
I'd like to meet:
Johnny Makeup
Toot toot!
And a beep beep!
You’re a coal miners daughter
who turned to the street
And with a toot toot!
And a beep beep!
You snorted two hot loads off of the bar
seat In Hello Kitty couture,
always the man du jour
I don’t know what that means
but I’m sure it ain’t a bore
Tilly McEloise said she wants to take you to bed
Ambush Makeover really gave you Hollywood cred
HEY JONNY JONNY DON’T CHA PUT AWAY YOUR MAKEUP
HEY JONNY JONNY IT’S YOUR WORLD THAT I WANNA SHAKE UP
Hey Jonny you’re so fine,
you’re so fine you blow my mind
hey Jonny, Hey Jonny!!!!
Toot toot!
And a beep beep!
A Dolly Parton tattoo,
I talk to you in your sleep
It sounds like toot toot!
And a beep beep!
It’s like Easter in your pants
and everyone wants a Peep
Ya little label slut,
you make the tabloids nuts
But if they only knew
you couldn’t rape a donut Kiehl’s gift bag,
what fancy schmancy schwag
But it’s that Broadway voice
that really makes me gag
HEY JONNY JONNY DON’T CHA PUT AWAY YOUR MAKEUP
HEY JONNY JONNY YOU’RE A DREAM AND I DON’T WANNA WAKE UP
I’m really really goin through it
so when are we gonna do it
I grew out all my pubes
trying to look like a dude
in hopes that you’d someday screw it
I’m reading out like I’m Levar Burton
but that’s only cuz I’m really hurtin
Beyonce of V.I.P.
I wanna be your wifey
cuz when you’re flirtin Gravy Train is squirtin
I’m living!
I’m gagging!
You’re screening!
I’m reading!
Music:
yes, i do like music.. i like it a lot..
Movies:
i like movies a lot
but i dont like popcorn
unless its kettle corn
but last time i ate popcorn
i threw it up
incase you wanted to know
Television:
Laguna Beach is basically all i watch on tv ne more
Books:
uh, the last thing i read was gingerbread i think
Heroes:
--Mis Amigos
--Mis Familias
--Nice People
