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The one and Only Hoffy!

You are an angel in a beautiful disguise

About Me

I am Elmo what the fuck
You Are Elmo
Sweet and innocent, you expect everyone to adore you. And they usually do!
You are usually feeling: Talkative. You've got tons of stories to tell. And when you aren't talking, you're laughing.
You are famous for: Being popular, though no one knows why. Middle aged women especially like you.
How you life your life: With an open heart. "Elmo loves you!" The Sesame Street Personality QuizRIP LOUIE!! Missed everyday, and never forgotten! 11-12-85*10-30-04
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Perfection is defined when your heart beats next to mine, and time stands still for us. My hand in your hair, and yours on my chest. Moments with you are my lifes best.We crossed paths for a reason The planets aligned in that particular season Its clear to me that well eventually be InseparableI love your existence and I cant get enoughYour song is sung in your beautiful voice My senses rush cause they have no other choice I breathe you in, and I see through your eyes. You are an angel in a beautiful disguise.We crossed paths for a reason The planets aligned in that particular season Its clear to me that well eventually be InseparableI love your existence and I cant get enoughSo pucker up and embrace the greatness, you get me high and erase my sadness. I love your existence, and I cant get enough

My Interests

I love partying, dancing, going to school......not!, drinking, playing ice hockey!!!! Also Love the University of Texas Longhorns, 2005-06 NCAA Div 1 Football champs 2005 College World Series Champs, Detroit Pistons, and of Course Philadelphia Eagles, and Philadelphia Flyers, o and last but never least, the Boston Red Sox, I love them!

I'd like to meet:

Let's get the most obvious out of the way, I want to meet Jimi Hendrix and Kurt Kobain, and Jim Morrison but obviously none of that will ever happen!!!! I would also like to meet Ted Nugent and the entire lineup of Rolling Stones!!I would love to meet all kinds of people, mostly Peter Forseberg and Jarome Iginla, along with Mario Lemieux, Wayne Gretzky, and Mike Modano, Joe Sakic, Patrick Roy, Simon Gagne!!! Also I want to meet Green Day and many other music groups!! As far as actors and actresses I would love to meet Brad Pitt and Julia Roberts and the entire Cast of friends, and the cast of the OC!!!!!! I would love to meet the Beatles, and also Bob Dylan before he dies And Dane Cook wouldnt be too bad to meet either!!!! Also just a little tidbit, I wanna meet eminem and 2pac, theyre the best lyricists to ever live!!!!! I would also like to meet Johnny Depp and George Jung.......also I want to meet Hunter S Thompson author of fear and loathing in Las Vegas!!! I would also love to meet Slash, and Dave Grohl, and Axle Rose, and The rest of Guns N' Roses, along with Scott Weiland and the rest of Velvet Revolver!!!!! Also one of my favorite actors, Robert Englund who plays Freddy Krueger, yeh thats right I wanna meet him! Adam Sandler would be unique to meet as well!

Music:

I am into all kinda of music but i gotta say gym class heroes, the Academy Is and Superhero, along with evanescence and Seether make me happy!!! A few of my favorites include but are not limited to Green Day, Foo Fighters, My Chemical Romance, Panic! At the Disco, Yellowcard, Eminem, Dr. Dre, 2Pac, Biggie, Nas, Snoop, Method Man and Redman, Lenny Kravitz, Outkast, all kinds of shit!!! But of course none even compare to Jimi Hendrix!!!! than u got my all time favorites, guns and roses, metallica, and a little velvet revolver, with some STP, and than you got Pink Floyd, Stones, Sugarcult, you know those old dogs, and than some zeppelin, and a little bit of the beatles followed by some bob dylan and we gotta good night ahead of us! And than you got that good chill music Dave MAtthews Band, love them cant wait to see them again, and a new fav timbaland.. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Rocky, is the single greatest film series of all time!!!!!Rent, it is such an uplifting story i love it!!!!!Blow!!!, Boondock Saints, Bad Santa, Bourne Identity and Supremacy, Varsity Blues, Scarface, Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, All the American Pies, The Godfathers, Finding Nemo, Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Road Trip, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Bad Boys I and II, SWAT, The Matrix(All 3), Star Wars (all 6), Harry Potter 4 life!!!, The lord of the Rings Trilogy, Almost Famous, Dodgeball, Waterboy, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Mr Deeds, Spanglish, Ray, Basically any disney movie, Mr and Mrs Smith, The Fantastic 4, Spiderman 1 and 2, Xmen, Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, Finding Neverland, The Nightmare before Christmas, Wedding Crashers, Dirty Dancing, Fight Club, How High, Dukes of Hazzard, The Longest Yard, A Nightmare on Elm Street (All of them), and last but not least, The Crow!! Should I keep going?????

Television:

Basically Friends (favorite show of all fucking time!!!!), The O.C.(gotta love pop culture), Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama, yeh all sorts of cartoons, Seinfeld, The Chapelle Show, Viva La Bam, Pimp My Ride, 24, Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, American Idol I could go on forever!!

Books:

"On The Road", "Harry Potter" (All 6), "The Lord of the Rings Trilogy", "The Chronicles of Narnia", "Fight Club", "The Great Gatsby", "Invisible Man", "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"

Heroes:

My Heroes are Stifler, Quentin Tarantino, Dane Cook, and your mom! But no Seriously they are Wilt Chamberlain, My Pop Pop, Louie D. (RIP Bro), My Mom, and Tina Teti (My bestest friend in the whole world)!!!!

My Blog

new family?

ok so tonight i found out when my mother was 17 she had a child and gave it up for adoption.  And the child was a girl and now she found us after looking for 9 years, this is the first knowledge ...
Posted by The one and Only Hoffy! on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 11:09:00 PST

Valentine's Day?

So I decided to write a blog right now.  With exactly what I feel at this specific point in time!  So it is valentine's day, this is the day that everybody is supposed to be happy and celebr...
Posted by The one and Only Hoffy! on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 07:21:00 PST

bulletins......what the fuck?

ok so here is the dilemma I got caught up in last night, i realized for the first time that there are bulletins on myspace, and they actually have a purpose, but now they're addicting and i hope to go...
Posted by The one and Only Hoffy! on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 07:19:00 PST

i dont have a clue

This is my very first blog entry ever, but from now on I think I am going to write a lot of them, basically my thoughts on life.  Right now I am a little high, and u know what?  I like it, b...
Posted by The one and Only Hoffy! on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 02:41:00 PST