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Síocháin, Grá, Gáire

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Manogamy is the same. -Oscar Wilde

About Me

Me? I'm a bona-fide rippie from the green and purple hills of Mendocino. I love good whiskey and good food. I love good reggae music and good country music, not that candy-pop bullshit they call country on the radio. I like guns and quads and I like to enjoy nature and grow my own food. I cut wood to stay in shape and I laugh at burnt hippies to stay young. I've heard from several fairly reliable sources that I'm one of the top three nicest guys on the West Coast but don't mistake my kindness for weakness. I split time between Mendocino County, CA and Olympia/Shelton Washington where I spend my time drinking and swimming. When I am indoors, I read, draw, and write, I play the occasional video game, I cook good food and eat it, I watch movies and sports, and I spend the morning in bed as often as I am able.
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Name: Michael Zimblotnick Ping
Birthday: 1/18/78
Birthplace: New Jersey in an Irish Mafia run neighborhood
Current Location: Mendo
Eye Color: gray-green
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right, my left hand is a total bitch
Your Heritage: German Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: the shoes I wear everyday, work boots
Your Weakness: good whiskey and bad women
Your Fears: those are secret
Your Perfect Pizza: homemade and loaded with good shit
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: all around success
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't do that shit
Thoughts First Waking Up: I've gotta pee
Your Best Physical Feature: well, I was thinking of moving to LA and becoming a foot model
Your Bedtime: it's not really set
Your Most Missed Memory: being able to get drunk off a couple piss beers
Pepsi or Coke: bah!
MacDonalds or Burger King: double bah!
Single or Group Dates: what's a date?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: triple bah!
Chocolate or Vanilla: both
Cappuccino or Coffee: iced mocha
Do you Smoke: not even weed right now
Do you Swear: fuck balls!
Do you Sing: I try
Do you Shower Daily: when I have the water
Have you Been in Love: mostly just lust
Do you want to go to College: I've got a degree, mothafuckas!
Do you want to get Married: not for awhile
Do you belive in yourself: usually
Do you get Motion Sickness: who the hell cares? But, no
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes I attract flies
Are you a Health Freak: to some extent
Do you get along with your Parents: wonderfully
Do you like Thunderstorms: of course
Do you play an Instrument: I wish I did
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Psssh
In the past month have you Smoked: a little reefer
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I think I'll skip this one
In the past month have you gone on a Date: hah. Like I said, I barely remember what a date is
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i don't think so
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i don't eat that shit
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: unfortunately, no.
In the past month have you been on Stage: who the fuck has been on stage in the past month?
In the past month have you been Dumped: I dumped myself on my ass a few times walking down steep hills
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nah
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: fuck no!
Ever been Drunk: huh?
Ever been called a Tease: haha, not that I know of
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: when I was little
How do you want to Die: old and content
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a Toys-R-Us kid
What country would you most like to Visit: I'd like to go back to Ireland again
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: irrelevant
Favourite Hair Color: don't matter, as long as it's not blue or purple or some weird shit
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: shorter than me
Weight: proportioned
Best Clothing Style: naked, j/k, I don't care as long as their clean
Number of Drugs I have taken: shit, I don't know, I've tried a decent amount of things at least once
Number of CDs I own: over 400
Number of Piercings: my ear-holes have long healed over
Number of Tattoos: none yet but soon
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a few
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Disorder Rating
Paranoid Disorder : Low
Schizoid Disorder : Low
Schizotypal Disorder : Moderate
Antisocial Disorder : Low
Borderline Disorder : Low
Histrionic Disorder : High
Narcissistic Disorder : Moderate
Avoidant Disorder : Low
Dependent Disorder : Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder : High
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Extraversion |||||||||||||| 56%
Stability |||||||||||| 43%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 46%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Intellectual |||||||||| 36%
Mystical |||||||||||| 43%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Religious |||||| 30%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||| 23%
Need to dominate |||||| 30%
Romantic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth |||||||||||| 43%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63%
Change averse |||||||||||| 50%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||| 36%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 43%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 50%
Indie |||||||||||| 43% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

Whiskey, weed, and women. Oh, and sports and food of course. I adopted this savage little viking fetus from fetus mart from which I will create my own band of bloodthirsty land vikings to unleash upon all the cranksters and dirt hips who are mucking up my beautiful county.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone except republicans and dirt hips. n

Music:

Reggae, Hip-Hop, Punk, Folk, and Country.

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Movies:

Harrold and Kumar Go to White Castle, half baked, Bullworth, Goodfella's, Braveheart, The Big Lebowski, Debs, Lord of the Rings, Love and a 45., Repo Man, The Wanderers, Original Young Guns, Old School, Time bandits and many tons more that I dont feel like listing. I also thought Napolean Dynamite kinda sucked.

Television:

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Grinder
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Books:

Which alcoholic beverage are you?
You are Absinthe, referred to as la Fee Vert, or the Green Fairy. You're unique, hallucination-inducing, and illegal, oh-la-la! You're the drink of the bohemian revolution.
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Heroes:

Jessie James, Billy the Kid, Wild Bill Hickock, Bob Marley, and Chris Mullin because he was a great basketball player who was also a raging alchoholic and was half drunk during games near the end of his illustrious career. .. width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

Think about this, carb haters.

The human taste bud's propensity for sweet flavors is a critical evolutionary tool that causes us to be attracted to sweet tasting foods that provide our bodies with essential carbohydrate energy; esp...
Posted by Síocháin, Grá, Gáire on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:36:00 PST

JP’s

My friend's band was playing a show at the pub Saturday night at 9:00. The Niners and Raiders preseason game was also being played that night at 7:00. So I rolled into Willits at 6:00, got a room at t...
Posted by Síocháin, Grá, Gáire on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 10:46:00 PST

Dirt-Hips and Spare-ajuana

So my entire town has lately become an encampment for vagrant dirt-hips. Just going to the local health food store is like walking through the last remnants of a rainbow gathering. Last night I was a...
Posted by Síocháin, Grá, Gáire on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 01:42:00 PST

This Place I live Is Hilarious!

Where else can you see a random Reggae show out in the woods with a dirty Jamaican onstage grinding a bunch of  little 16 year old white trash chicks and singing about how he wants to "Put it ins...
Posted by Síocháin, Grá, Gáire on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 04:27:00 PST

Fucking Hunta Puffs!

So, little league practice ended today and my little brother, who is eleven and on the team, was really hungry after a vigorous practice session. My step-dad and I were hungry as well but we were in a...
Posted by Síocháin, Grá, Gáire on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 12:06:00 PST

Sooooo Drunk!

    Apparently people don't appreciate when you piss on the side of their restaraunt/home, then tear down their mail box and toss it into the street. I guess they like it even less when...
Posted by Síocháin, Grá, Gáire on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 02:04:00 PST