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In-Shane In the Membrane "[FA-Q]"

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About Me



My name is Shane Shahani

Fuck what you heard!

About me eh?
To describe Shane, you couldnt leave out that...
I'm a Subgenius,fuck ya'll pinks
I have no shame I used to be employed as Disneys "Alladin" in the live action show
I dont care about your opinion
I think fast, talk shit fast, im witty as fuck and im a sarcastic asshole...
if you cant keep up sorry
If you pass out i'd spray paint things on you your house and your household pets
I'm most certain i could beat you at any videogame ha
I know way to many song lyrics...
I mean I can sing along to the music in dennys and elevators ,
I like picking on the mentally challenged or physically ,
I hate people who say "hater" or TyPe LiKe ThIs I would blow up my own house if the "double dog dare" card was pulled,
Im nice and social but I love to fight,
ive most likely fought you and won,
I drink Jack, I smoke 27s,
Id steal your Ipod,
Id prolly try to have my way with your mother and grandmother
Im most likely taller than you (6'3)
I hate cake but i like ice cream cakes
I grab jugs and I bust thugs
with my fist packs and baseball bats

...to sum up me in a few lines thats the best I can come up with
so hide your ipods and cock block your grandma cause thats me, and you love it! :D
BUT IF YOU CROSS ME ...

What? I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin tie you to a fuckin bedpost
with your ass cheeks spread out and shit
Right?
Put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there
for like a half hour
Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like
Tssssssss
Yeah, I'll fuckin
Yeah I'll fuckin lay your nuts on a fuckin dresser
Just your nuts layin on a fuckin dresser
And bang them shits with a spiked fuckin bat
Ooooohhhh
Whassup? BLAOWWW!!
I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin pull your fuckin tongue out your fuckin mouth
and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver, BLAOWW!! I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin hang you by your fuckin dick
off a fuckin twelve sto-story building out this motherfucker
I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin
sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you...
and feedin you..., and feedin you, and feedin you

- AIM -
IntoTheRueMorgue
- Also Known As -
aka
KURO, SYNE, MERC, IllFerno,
[Fah-Ka.Y-oo]
'FAQ'
'FAQ'
OBSO-HIPES -2 MAN CREW- KURO-SYNE

My Interests



Getting fucked up in fucked up bars
Robotussin,
Bacardi 151,
Jack,
Ciggs,
Art,
Mad Guitar Lixx ha,
B Movies,
Mobbin',
Bwah!,
Video Games,
Fightin'
Star Wars Nigga,
Spinning,
and of course...
Your Moms Vag
and Loving it!

I'd like to meet:

..

Music:

Iron Maiden

Misfits
Cannible Corpse
Nile
Knights of the abyss
Arsonists get all the girls
Edens burn
Dream theatre
Skaven
Entralls of the Young
Decrepit birth
War from a harlots mouth
Donnybrook!
Pale Horse
Stick to your guns
Champion
Blood for blood
Dagda
Dom Dar
Run for your fucking life
Captain O captain
Preschool tea party massacre
Dance club massacre
Destroyer destroyer
Sea wolf
Crematorium
Suffokate
Drexl
Black Dahlia Murder
Iam Ghost
Job For a Cowboy
Atoms Family
Non Phixion
Mr dibbs
TRAGEDY
Ice Tea
Ice Cube
Ghetto Boyz
Def leppard
Lush
Amon Amorth
Abigor
Anata
Cephalic Carnage
Circle of dead Children
Bolt Thrower
Until the End
To what end
Caliban
Kalmah
Decrepit Birth
Emperor
Metric
Justic
Bravery
Black uniforms
Asta kAsk
Champion
BANE
The decemberists
Postal service
Idiot Pilot
The Stills
Spoon
Fiery Furnaces
Decemberists
Poni Hoax
Goldfrapp
Flamin' Groovies
SS decontrol
Minor Threat
The Thrills
IVEBEENSHOT
Axegrinder
Extinction of mankind
Dark throne
suffokate
Gism
Germs
Oi scouts
Abysmal Torment
Daft Punk
MSTRKRFT
Test Icicles
Frou Frou
Goldie
Prodigy
Placebo
Busdriver
TREX
RATT
Last Resort
LA Wasted Youth
The pist
Hollywood Undead(represent)
Immortal technique
Eyedea and abilities
necro
Atmosphere/Slug
Illogic
blueprint
Okwerdz
Soul Kahn
Tech nine
Outerspace
Jedi Mind Tricks
Joy Division
Dandy Warhols
Undertones
The Keys
The dickies
White Heat
Velvet Underground
Blitz
Cockney Rejects
Terminal
It Dies Today
Idiot piolet,
Discharge
Cock and Ball Torture
Fuck!... im dead!
Wolfpack
Lust of decay
Black Army Jacket
Asshole parade
WxHxNx
misery
To What End
Diskonto
Disgust
Unholy Grave
Nigel Pepper Cock
Skruple
The blood
Disrupt
Destroy
DOOM
Aus-rotten
Mars volta
LE SHOK
Neva Dinova
The unicorns
The Shins
Blood red Throne
Abysmal Torment
Miscordiam
Orphans In Coma
Tower Of Rome
Ivebeenshot
Dystopia
Bolt Thrower
Through The Eyes Of The Dead
At The Gates
Dying Fetus
Kataklysm
Black Dahlia Murder
69 Boyz
The notwist
The sun
Freak Nasty
2pac
Imperial
Job for a Cowboy
Amoral
An Albatross
Drexl
Seventh Star
Casey Jones
Evergreen Terrace
Mike Jones
Ace Of Base
The Haunted
Celtic Frost
Crap 80s Music
Suicide Silence
Slaughter and the dogs
Marduk
Carcass
Bathory
Burzum
Number 12 looks like you
Circle Takes The Square
Agoraphobic Nosebleed
Death
Gehenna
Dark Throne
Cannibal Corpse
Mayhem
Immortal
Immortal Technique
Atmosphere
Sage Francis
Air Supply
Chopin
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Beethoven
...Anything

Cause wer'e cooler than you
like the atomic bomb of cool bitches!

Movies:

Killer Klowns From Outer Space,
Collateral,
Blackula,
Red Violin,
Waking Life,
City of Lost Children,
Death Race 2000
The Machinist
Midnight Express
Body Snatchers,
Evil Dead series,
Bubba Ho Tep
Shoot Em Up
Graff Wars
I Spit on your grave
Pi
Momento
naked Lunch
American Hardcore
Harold and maude,
Velvet Goldmine,
24 hour partypeople,
quadraphenia,
Das Poots
Joy luck club bitches!
Kujo
Its Alive
Kung Fu Hustle
A Goofy Movie
Barfly,
Little Giants
Return of the Dragon SHONUFF
Alladin

All and any B-Movie

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force,
Rockos Modern Life,
Family Guy,
Robot Chicken,
Brak Show,
Simpson,
Futurama,
Animal Police,
Harvey Birdman,
Eurekas Castle,
Fraggle Rock,
Gummie Bears,
Rescue Rangers,
Taboo
Flight of the conchords
David The Gnome
Biker Mice From Mars
Metalpokalypse
Darkwing Duck
Ahhh Real Monsters
Bobbys World
EEK the cat
Tiny Toons
Bucky o'Hair

Books:


Heroes:


Buckethead

JR BOB DOBBS

Brotha Lynch Hung

SKID ROW

MOTT THE HOOPLE
Count Blackula

Sleep Terror

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Sage Francis

My Blog

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