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~Dani California~

I'm a winner, I'm a sinner, do you want my autograph?

About Me


A little about me, huh? I'm a cautionary tale.

What's my ringtone? "Still Don't Give A Fuck" - Eminem. For the last four years.

What's in my car CD player right now? "Tupac Duets - From NY to Cali" - DJ Cinema and DJ Mello. If you love Tupac and mixtapes, you're sleeping if you have this one.

My most prized possession? My laptop. I'm all about wireless technology.

My favorite food? A real Philly cheesesteak. From Philly. Or a real calzone. From Jersey.

My favorite cartoon? Unedited, vintage Tex Avery Tom & Jerry.

Coke or Pepsi? Hands-down, Pepsi.

Favorite city? New York. It has a lifeforce you can feel, day or night. And that's when you're sober.

Favorite color? Black. It's easier to mix and match.

Spit or swallow? Swallow. And?

What best describes Tampa Bay? Las Vegas may have the glitz and glamour but Tampa has titties and pirates! Put that on a billboard.

Favorite movie? Brown Sugar. I used to love her...

How do I relax? Laying in bed, listening to music until I fall asleep.

What did I want to be when I grew up? A journalist. Until my first semester at community college taught me the media is the fourth branch of our government. Needless to say, there was no second semester. So I became a writer. Another one of those esoteric, non-paying careers you work forty hours a week at a place you hate, just to be able to do what you love. And no, partying does not qualify as a career.

My life's philosophy? Perception is reality.

My "theme" song? "Still Don't Give A Fuck" by Eminem. Duh.

When's the last time I went to church? I walked past one yesterday. That counts.

Dog or cat person? Definitely cats. They get fed and taken care of everyday and they don't do shit. Nothing. Police dogs. Rescue dogs. Seeing-eye dogs. Cats split the moment shit goes wrong.

What one CD I would take to a deserted island? Easy. "Aquemini" by Outkast. But I'll need a CD player. And batteries. Lots.

What CD am I embarrased to admit I own? The Monkees. Greatest Hits. Go ahead, laugh.

Biggie or Tupac? No contest. Tupac. And he's not dead. Eight albums since he died? Bullshit. He's on a private island. With a state-of-the-art recording studio.

How do I spend New Year's Eve? At home. With my kids. My mother always said the way the New Year finds you is the way your year is going to be. My kids are my life.

What I want for Christmas? I want what every girl wants:



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My Interests


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Writing, screenwriting, non-fiction books, History Channel, The Learning Channel, National Geographic, Comedy Central, Carl Jung, lucid dreaming, somnambulism, tarot cards, angels, Hollywood Stock Exchange, Defamer, Gawker, Hollywood, Page Six, E!, screenplays, amateur photography, world history, Eastern philosophy, modern literature, spirituality, Kabbalah studies, celebrity gossip, theology, Hip Hop, dream interpretation, poetry, mystical Judaism, biblical studies, archeology, Egyptology, angels, political science, justice administration, religion, criminology, aromatherapy, candles, incense and Jake Gyllenhaal. As long as he’s into pussy.

I'd like to meet:

Adrian Grenier from HBO's Entourage. Mmmmm....yummy!

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Music:

I LOVE Trance, Electronica, Ambient, "Electronic Pop Noir" (woot!), Hip-Hop (especially East Coast and “conscious rap"), Classic Rock, Alternative Rock, Latin Freestyle, Latin Rock, R&B (I LOVE Quiet Storm and Doo Wop), and, depending how many drinks I have in my ass, Disco. My guilty pleasure? 70s Soft Rock while making breakfast on Sunday morning. I HATE Classical (I don't care what it does for the brain).

Movies:

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Donnie Darko, Garden State, Requiem for a Dream, Half-Baked, Peggy Sue Got Married, Mystery Men, Bubble Boy, The Secret Life of Altar Boys, True Romance, Shopgirl, Jarhead, Billy Madison, The Wedding Singer, Clerks, Clerks II, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Big Daddy, Head of State, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Riding In Cars With Boys, Lord of the Rings, The Lost Boys, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Backdraft, Harold and Kumar, Pi, Serendipity, The Prophecy (Christopher Walken), Thelma and Louise, Aliens, Goodfellas, The Fifth Element, Back to the Future, Star Wars, The Bourne Identity, Diary Of A Mad Black Woman, The Good Girl, Dirty Love, Grandma’s Boy, Unbreakable. I love ALL KINDS OF MOVIES. Love independents, comedies, action, romance, sci-fi, yadda, yadda, yadda. I HATE WESTERNS AND DISNEY CARTOONS! And if I see SCARFACE one more fucking time...

Television:

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Rescue Me and Nip / Tuck are at the top of my list! The Simpsons, Mind of Mencia, Everybody Hates Chris, Surface, America's Next Top Model, South Park, The Sopranos, The Wire, Lost, King of Queens, Family Guy, Big Brother, Last Comic Standing, Chappelle’s Show, Dead Like Me, Pimp My Ride, Futurama, The Boondocks, Adult Swim, Gene Simmons Family Jewels, Hogan Knows Best, The Janice Dickenson Show, OZ, Over There. I loooove vintage Tom & Jerry cartoons. I will watch ANYTHING on National Geographic or any of the Discovery Channel brands. If there is an all day marathon on ancient civilizations, archeology, world religions or the like, I am so there!

Books:

I prefer non-fiction over fiction anyday! Fav subjects are: Dream Interpretation, Poetry, Mystical Judaism, Biblical, Historical, Archeology, Egyptology, Angels, Political Science, Justice Administration, Religion, Criminology, Carl Jung, Lucid Dreaming. Some of my favorite authors: Edward F. Edinger, Robert A. Johnson, Robert Bly, Joseph Campbell, Carl Jung, Terry Brooks, J.K. Rowling, Dean Koontz, J.R.R. Tolkien, Stephen King, Richard Preston.

Heroes:

My mother. If I learned anything, it's that not to hide who you are or what you feel, everything is subject to scrutiny and security is an illusion.