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I do what 007 do and pull a bomb from my shoe! I've been battlin' just to see what anyother m'fucker can do. COME SEE ME BEEYOTCHES!!! I'LL HIT YOU JUST FOR FLATTERING ME MAN, LIKE A BATTERING RAM ON ENERGIZER BATTERIES MAN!!!!!!!!
people might be wondering... What makes Paradise? What makes a Diaza brother? and Why are people gettin jealous? It's because a DIAZA knows when and where people are getting assumptuous and that's not the half of it!A few people that I'd like to meet are Ronaldo, Zinedane Zidane, Mia Hamm, Ronaldino, Alexi Lalas, Al Pacino, Chow Yun Fat, Guy Ritchie, Quentin Tarantino, Steve Buscemi, Adam Sandler, Tony Hawk, Joe Dumars, Grant Hill, Wyclef Jean, and there are some people that I would like to "re-meet" someday, the Beastie Boys, RIP Hunter S. Thompson, M. Stackpole, T. Zahn, The DEEJ, Sebastion St. Cloud, and many others...
In the beginning, there was Jack, and Jack had a groove. And from this groove came the groove of all grooves. And while one day viciously throwing down on his box, Jack boldy declared, "Let there be HOUSE!" and house music was born. "I am, you see, I am the creator, and this is my house! And, in my house there is ONLY house music. But, I am not so selfish because once you enter my house it then becomes OUR house and OUR house music!" And, you see, no one man owns house because house music is a universal language, spoken and understood by all. You see, house is a feeling that no one can understand really unless you're deep into the vibe of house. House is an uncontrollable desire to jack your body. And, as I told you before, this is our house and our house music. And in every house, you understand, there is a keeper. And, in this house, the keeper is Jack. Now some of you who might wonder, "Who is Jack, and what is it that Jack does?" Jack is the one who gives you the power to jack your body! Jack is the one who gives you the power to do the snake. Jack is the one who gives you the key to the wiggly worm. Jack is the one who learns you how to walk your body. Jack is the one that can bring nations and nations of all Jackers together under one house. You may be black, you may be white; you may be Jew or Gentile. It don't make a difference in OUR House.
Belly, lucky number sleven, resevoir dogs, badder santa, friday, don't be a menace, fear and Loathing, Sin city, Snatch, Requiem, My name is Nobody, How High, V for Vendetta, Pirates of the Caribbean, Half Baked, Pulp Fiction, Falling Down, Run Lola Run, GO, Hustle & Flow, The Big Lebowski, Davinci Code, We are Marshall, Pootie Tang... ANYTHANG THAT YOU HANG WIT YOUR WHOLE GANG!!!!!!!!!! I said it was over before it even started.........
Sifl & Olly, Andy Milonakis, NBA All Access, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Benny Hill, some National Geographic stuff, Mythbusters
on the road, the electric kool aid acid test, moth smoke, crooked tree, some dale carnegie, the neuromancer, jurassic park, Dark Tower series..., Rogue Squadron, Langoliers, Secret Window, Sun Dog... some others you might not even know... and good for ya.
People with the courage and fortitude, attitude to push forward in the face of danger, no less the stranger. You wanna see the rest of me? See my bro's & try to get next to me.... I guarantee you you'll be wishing you never seen me.If you finally get to me, you have my personal guarantee, you'll wish you've never had the chance to actually meet me.