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About Me

First and foremost I am an artist, designer and all around crazy ass. Most people will think Im complete cracked, but Im well centered with a spark of crazy creativity.I am the Kwisatz Haderach!!!!!!Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.â€ First and foremost I am an artist, designer and all around crazy ass. Most people will think Im complete cracked, but Im well centered with my creativity. I prefer, good vodka, cheap fruit punch, quality dark ale and cheap canned beer, High Life rules! Alwasy looking for the next quality soul to meet, good times, fast cars and derkulation to the extreme.I survived the Frozen lands of my birth and made it to the tropics, or as close as I could get.I love zombies. Zombies rock hard tasty abs. There is no escape when zombie hordes march and one day they will.I like bowling. Would like to wander around with penguins from time to time. I meet some penguins years ago in michigan, the Dreaded Southeast Asain Penguin Posse, some tough lil bastards, beware.I once piloted the Sanchez through the radars of Alien City using a stealth technique developed by Scott Free: Laugh Addict called the Sanchez Jellyfish. My sister got pulled over by a cop a few years later atempting to sneak into Alien city.I recently discovered that there exists an Ewok, called Deej. That is if Ewoks did exist.

My Interests

Art, video, photography, painting, something something Dark Side!, garden gnomes, killing zombies. Reading, writing, chilling, swimming, travel.
Which 80's cartoon character are you?

Fraggle
You're all about big hair, having fun, and getting into trouble every now and then. You have a hard time doing what you're told, but then again, who cares? You're outgoing, lovable, and adventurous. Not to mention, totally cool.
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I'd like to meet:

MySpace Avatars
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Add to My Profile | More Videos I would like to meet Bob Evans, Bob Villa, Orsen Wells, Hunter S. Tompson, Rodeny Dangerfield, Jonny Depp, Benico Del Toro, Guillermo del Toro, Pan, Moses, Snekel, Boris, Frank Ferzetta, Conan, The Predator, would not mind having lunch or coffee with a freakin Alien. Sam Rami, Bruce Campbell

Music:

311, Zebra Head, Doctor Octagon, Andrea 3000, Zepplin, MC Chris, Techno-Drum and Bass, Detroit House, House, Breaks, Trance has grown on me since living in south FL, old school rap, manson, pixies, Orbital, Bloodhound Gang,Beastie Boys, Jimmy H, Sublime, Chilly Peppers, kOOL kIETH, DJ PAul Johnson, Oakenfold, Rabbit in the moon, Mastadon, Gorillazs, Skylab 2000, Franky Bones, Sasha, John Digweed, Beta Band,

Movies:

The Original Star Wars, Boondock Saints, Clockwork Orange, Indian Jones, Godfather 2 & 1, Evolution, Dawn of the Dead, 28 weeks later, The Great Outdoors, Stripes, They Live, Half Baked, 3000 miles to Graceland, Evil Dead, hitchhickers Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python, Lucky Number Slevena

Television:

Sapranos, Lost, Battle Star Galatica, 24-but ever season is the same,[IMG

Books:

I read everything I can and love most of the crazy wierd stuff out there.'I am Legend', 'Stranger in a Strange Land', 'Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep', LOTR, WOT and stuff- "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress"-awsome read-"Alas Babylon", 'On the Road' 'Ubik' 'The cat that walk through walls" Richard Matheson, Hunter S. Tompson, Zecharia Sitchin,Philip K Dick, Hienlien Kool-aid Acid Test,

Heroes:

The illustrious Mr. E Bruce Campbell, Bob Villa, Barney

My Blog

Flisk got drunk and I don't care.

Flisk got wasted as hell last night. For those you don't know Flisk, I apologize. He is in fact nothing more than a pig statue I liberated from the illustrious Mr. E's home about 6 years back. But Fli...
Posted by Deej on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 11:32:00 PST

Obey Giant, Imported Beers and Captain Kittens

Friday night. I joined 7, Jimmy,Tabi and Tobi on a journey to an art show in south beach. First we encountered the magical honey bear before cruising on down to see some art from Colin Christian,...
Posted by Deej on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 11:59:00 PST

The Wandering Speedo

I think I'm normal in the fact that I have a certain path I take everyday to get to the office. I switch it up from time to time, but there really is only one quick route to work. Over the past few mo...
Posted by Deej on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 03:13:00 PST

Hot Pockets

Now as an under payed american, with sudent loans and the cost of housing, I like others migrate toward inexpensive meals. Canned tuna and chicken, peanut butter and jelley, hot pockets. Hot Pockets a...
Posted by Deej on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 09:53:00 PST

Stuck in an Elevator

This morning I arrived at the office, coffee and lunch in hand and wandered into the lobby of the building. Joining me in the elevator was a plumpy gentleman wearing a Taz-Manian Devil tie. We exchang...
Posted by Deej on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:51:00 PST

For all you Bay city Kids

It is the contention of many local residents that the fictional lumberjack, Paul Bunyan, was based on an infamous lumberjack Fabian "Saginaw Joe" Fournier, a lumberjack who frequented the Bay City wat...
Posted by Deej on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:07:00 PST

Uncut Clay Street Elite Part 2

The long and short of it. Let's get to brass tacks here. Those whom have daringly dwelt within the intergalactic, and the truely fantastic, will conjure with the following s...
Posted by Deej on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 03:40:00 PST

Its Movie Quote Time!

Post a comment on my page with your answer. Name that Movie! " I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you. I didn't want to have to do this. I'm with the Mattress Police. There are no tags o...
Posted by Deej on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 10:37:00 PST

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Posted by Deej on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 04:02:00 PST