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AL

'3 monkeys and a sheep wanted for shrubery theft'

About Me

Average bloke at best, thats about it really.If you really want to know anything else, then just ask me.Here ate a couple of starter points about Allan Stevenson.........
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My Interests

I like cheese and music and sports and films and tea and lego bricks and grass and charity stuff and socks and animals and JD and panto and periwinkle blue caravans.

I'd like to meet:

Johnny Depp !! A real pirate, 'The Banker' (and Noel too), Cliff !! Sir David of Dickinson, Columbo, Steve Irwin, Jim Bowen, Roy Walker, The actual tiny wee black man that lives inside that white man that proclaims to be 'Westwood', I've heard its Gary Coleman.

Music:

You really dont want me to start on this, just dont give me wishy washy crap. Music has got to get an emotive response of some sort, but preferably not pure unadulterated hatred. Live music rocks man !! And there is always a place for 80's cheese and bring back the hair metalers !!

Movies:

Johnny Depp stuff, all of it !! And stuff like Donnie Darko and A Clockwork Orange and war movies and of course Willy Wonka and Fletch.

Television:

Funny people should be put in the magic box. Either that or documentaries or just Johnny Depp all the time.The Apprentice is king, KING !!Addicted to LostI like cartoons too.

Books:

You keep matches in them right ? Or do you mean stuff like 'The Anatomy of Melncholy' by Robert Burton ?

Heroes:

My Mum and DadLovin Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt too, Liam Gallagher, anyone that dawned the Rangers blue jersey, David 'the duke' Dickinson, and whoever is willing to kill those damn singing ring tones.

My Blog

Try love not drugs

So this is the score.  Finished uni, got my degree, been looking for jobs but am actually qualified for nothing.   There are 2 things to come out of this revelation 1) If you know of a...
Posted by AL on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 10:39:00 PST

Spent as

So, here is the storey as I am sure you are all very interested..... Dissertation is finished !!!!  Its up being bound as we speak.  It's gonna look like a 'The is you life' book when it com...
Posted by AL on Thu, 04 May 2006 07:04:00 PST

COMPETITION 2

Isn't Easter great ??  Well what could make it greater than a well timed competition.  Its simple, just reply to me in one way or another with your answers and the winner will recieve a sup...
Posted by AL on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 10:10:00 PST

Progress ??

So, its nearly 6 in the PM and I am not exactly up and dressed yet.  Managed to do a wee bit of shitty work today.  Not great but its a start.  Still thinkin' I should have done someth...
Posted by AL on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 10:09:00 PST

Touch and go for a while there

It was touch and go for a wee while there, but I think we'll get through.  Bird flu simply will not win. People are dropping like flies.  Uni is still uber crap.Hockey went well.  Hopef...
Posted by AL on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 06:06:00 PST

HAHAHAHA you little twat !!

Its fun to laugh at people who think they are hard on the pitch.  And just the odd reminder to them that they are indeed actually crap, and about as scary as a dunked rich tea biscuit (mmm, tea, ...
Posted by AL on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 05:18:00 PST

Pain

Ever woken up and felt like all your fingers on your right hand were broken ?? Not so good.  Odd considering my better half messed up her finger a couple of days ago. On a more chipper note, its ...
Posted by AL on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 03:02:00 PST

Bastardin Uni

Dont do a dissertation, its just effort.  If you do, do it on something easy and dont get dragged into an actual live research project, no matter how many times its sold to you. In fact, dont do ...
Posted by AL on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 08:53:00 PST

All the food

I just ate ALL THE FOOD !! This is a challenge I will not shirk.  However as somehow I continue to eat I feel I may pay a price for this. As a result this may prove the last thing I ever do. Many...
Posted by AL on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 11:00:00 PST

HAHAHAHA !!

There is a kid on the E4 ad getting his hair cut like Mr. T with the beard and all. I'm so easily amused. And the lumberjack guy on the cream egg add with the jumper, braces and kilt, I think he shoul...
Posted by AL on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 10:46:00 PST