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Brian C. Neri: Evil Manager of Mass Destruction

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About Me

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My Interests

Things I like....hmmm. Let's start off with WHISKEY. Other somewhat alcohol related activities include Karaoke and organizing offensively themed parties. I also enjoy looking at myself in the mirror for hours and hours. Oh! And boobs! I think I would cry myself to sleep everynight if boobs did not exist... if I haven't already killed myself, that is. Oh, by the way. Here is Phil Collins vs. The Ultimate Warrior. You're welcome.

I'd like to meet:

I would LOVE to meet myself as a child. I'd look myself in the eye, kick myself in the ass and say "Now, when you're older, you can look forward to doing that to yourself again." Which Supertroopers Character are you?
You're Officer MacIntyre 'Mac' Womack!!You boys like Mex-i-co? Woo-hoo.
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Music:

As far as listening goes, I'm fairly straightforward rock. Here's a few names fer ya: AC/DC - Black Label Society - Tenacious D - Sevendust - The Ramones - Foo Fighters - Black Sabbath - GNR - Alice Cooper - The Clash - Heart -Weezer - ZZ Top - Judas Priest - Iron Maiden - Cheap Trick - Ben Folds Five - Queen - Megadeth - The Who - Soundgarden - Red Hot Chili Peppers - REM - Fozzy - Beastie Boys - Type-O Negative - Led Zeps - Bloodhound Gang - etc... SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL MURRAYS!

Movies:

Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny, The Weatherman, Supertroopers, Groundhogs Day, Wedding Crashers, Old School, X-Men, Spiderman, Daredevil (directors cut), Batman Begins.... School of Rock was kick-ass. Those kids should start a band. I enjoy Pornography, but only when I'm feeling sexy... which is ALL THE DAMN TIME. I love older comedies that still hold up, like Ghostbusters, Blues Brothers, The Jerk (he must hate these CANS!), or anything Mel Brooks. Also, The Self-Destruction of The Ultimate Warrior is the best non-sexual 90 minutes of my entire life.

Television:

I love House. I mean, a genius asshole? I can relate. I also enjoy It's Always Sunny in Philadephia, Man VS. Wild, Mythbusters, The Simpsons, Cowboy Bebop, Futurama, Nip/Tuck, The Shield, all the pro-wrestling available, South Park.... the usual. - Married with Children was one of the funniest sitcoms of all time. I've basically seen everything Nick at Nite has to offer. I wish they would put The Monkees back on.

Books:

Since I DO have an english degree, I enjoy literature quite a bit, mostly from the Victorian era (Wells, Conrad, Wilde, etc.)Post-victorian authors of substance include Aldous Huxley (Brave New World), F. Scott Fitzgerald (This Side of Paradise) and John Barth (The Floating Opera). My favorite novels are The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde and The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald. Masterfully written. I also take interest in psychology, particularly the social-anthropological work of the late Ernest Becker (Denial of Death, Escape from Evil).

Heroes:

Whoever made this brilliant piece of brilliance.

My Blog

The COOLEST New Trend

I have a new goal in life. I am a trendstarter. I've only got one trend going on right now, but there are more to come, rest assured. I am working to make it "wicked hip" to wear clothespins. Currentl...
Posted by Brian C. Neri: Evil Manager of Mass Destruction on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 11:43:00 PST

I didn't tell you, I'm brilliant on a bad day.

Thoughts:- I don't know about you guys, but when I wake up and have to pee, I don't bother turning on the bathroom light. I utilize sonar. You can easily judge the direction of your stream by the pitc...
Posted by Brian C. Neri: Evil Manager of Mass Destruction on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 03:07:00 PST

My inner-most thoughts, my darkest secrets.

Not really. - I just saw a commercial for Will Smith's movie, The Pursuit of Happyness... which is NOT spelled correctly. Can't movie studios afford spell check? [sidenote: I remember this fact from ...
Posted by Brian C. Neri: Evil Manager of Mass Destruction on Wed, 23 May 2007 12:53:00 PST

Brian's Top 20 Heels -

Here's a subject I'm quite passionate about: Heels. The "bad guys" of pro wrestling. Criteria: Self serving, Ego-maniacal, sadistic, evil-for-the-fuck of it assholes with a short temper and a sh...
Posted by Brian C. Neri: Evil Manager of Mass Destruction on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 08:24:00 PST

Oddest Myspace Message EVER.

So, here's a message I received recently via Myspace. I just wanted to share it with you all. The reason I'm in the sharing mood is because this was a rather presumptuous attempt to pander to my NON-E...
Posted by Brian C. Neri: Evil Manager of Mass Destruction on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 12:44:00 PST

The oddest phone call ever.

So last night, Robert, Sandra and I had "roommate night" at the apartment. We drank whiskey, ordered steak tips, and watched Snatch. Good times. Anyway, around 2:30 I get a phone call from a restricte...
Posted by Brian C. Neri: Evil Manager of Mass Destruction on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 08:37:00 PST

CAMPING 2006

Hello everyone, BCN here with another blog-tastic....er..... blog. For your benefit, you can see all the crazy fun I'm talking about by clicking HERE: http://community.webshots.com/user/TheCrony This...
Posted by Brian C. Neri: Evil Manager of Mass Destruction on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 05:06:00 PST

Bobby Savage Roast Recap

As you may know, on Cinco de Mayo I pulled Roastmaster duties for a very special roasting of Bobby Savage. I decided that I'd put some of the better jokes on my blog for your amusement. If you were th...
Posted by Brian C. Neri: Evil Manager of Mass Destruction on Mon, 08 May 2006 05:41:00 PST

Post Office posting, assorted crap, etc.

When I came home yesterday, I noticed there was an application for the US Post Office on my dresser. It turns out my dad got an application for my out-of-work brother and decided to share the wea...
Posted by Brian C. Neri: Evil Manager of Mass Destruction on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 08:44:00 PST

Halloween Costumes: Early planning stages

So, if you know me, or even if not, you may be aware that Halloween is possibly my favorite "holiday". And by holiday, I mean an excuse to go get ripped up. In the past, I've had what I considere...
Posted by Brian C. Neri: Evil Manager of Mass Destruction on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 08:27:00 PST