progress!!!? |
I saw an orthopedist friday. not yesterday, the one before it. it's late now, so a couple of days ago. I forgot what day it was, so this was like 3 days agoif you go by time, but I g...
Posted by matthew mcdonald on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 02:25:00 PST |
it was the one-armed man! |
Monday march 31 (?) I went to work at five o’clizock. that is what time I go in on monday so that’s when I got there, roughly. I got the rundown on what we had andf what ...
Posted by matthew mcdonald on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 01:40:00 PST |
Christmas party picure review! |
After reviewing pictures from my work christmas party, I've begun to wonder if there is a way to know if you look better in person than in pictures. Previously, I was under the impression that a...
Posted by matthew mcdonald on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 02:18:00 PST |
2girls1cup |
After having been told about this website for about a week, I finally checked it out. I expected disgusting, but what I got was way worse. Two women freely expressing their love for poop, ...
Posted by matthew mcdonald on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 01:45:00 PST |
dear Jesus |
You, sir, are an idiot. Who works their hustle so that other people get presents on their birthday? I know about Easter, ok. You're a zombie, good for you. Apparently the zombi...
Posted by matthew mcdonald on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 01:05:00 PST |
you know what really grinds my gears? |
These nuts protesting at abortion clinics. When you tell them that they are just dissappointed that their parents chose life, they get all bent out of shape. Then the bunch of hippocrits a...
Posted by matthew mcdonald on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 12:39:00 PST |
to Dana, and the rest of her filthy breed |
Oh my wordWhat a fancy hatSuch sweet tittiesAnd an ass so fatThe only one that came outFor my birthdayIt's just too badThat all Mexicans are gay...
Posted by matthew mcdonald on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 12:28:00 PST |
stupid gosh darn snow! |
I started celebrating my birthday early. After midnight it was officially party time. great. went to linday for an awesome super melt and equally awesome fries. also great.&nbs...
Posted by matthew mcdonald on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 01:31:00 PST |
happy birthday holly! |
to Holly;With a bosom so powerfulit will someday pound on the floorPearly white teethforcefully jutting forth from your mouthLike snow-capped mountains emerging from the oceanor eagles escaping from t...
Posted by matthew mcdonald on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 11:17:00 PST |
FOUND IT! |
Once upon a time,there was a man so brownHe had the voice of an angeland a penis painted like a clownHe always gave good head,never used his teethAlways making friends,never had no beefOne day I told ...
Posted by matthew mcdonald on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 02:45:00 PST |
