I enjoy chris farley, long walks to the fridge for cheese and bondage. No one makes it into heaven wearing body glitter. I hand out lolly pops and ass-whoopings and lately I can't find my lollypops. Showering and hygiene aren't on my top ten list of things that are important. If you would like to volunteer and send me a list of things to say to people that our nice or a list of words not to say loudly in public places/ around children, I'd appreciate it. In my spare time I give other bitches a good run for their money. Also - I want to sing meatloaf to you.
