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Adam

i suffer from a very sexy learning disability.

About Me

i have no idea. i am dude with a lot of options and little direction. the world is my oyster but i'm allergic to shellfish. i skate by because i'm smart but when i use words like "dude" i sort of disprove myself. i'm into, well, a multitude of things. a nice eclectic mix of nerdery and athletics. most people have a 5 year plan, i say plans are for people who can't roll with the punches.

I got my own Free MySpace Layout from Pyzam.com
Your results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 100% Superman 70% Iron Man 70% Catwoman 60% The Flash 60% Supergirl 50% Hulk 50% Spider-Man 40% Wonder Woman 40% Robin 30% Batman 20% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
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Futurama - space invaders sequence

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My Interests

movies, music, sports, videogames, books, beer, whatever i can do to detatch myself from the outside world for a few hours at a time. school sucks balls.

I'd like to meet:

your mom
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Larson
Birthday: 1/25/80
Birthplace: Little Rock
Current Location: Jonesvegas
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'4
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: is a bank
The Shoes You Wore Today: flip-flops
Your Weakness: no brain-to-mouth filter
Your Fears: being raped by a dude. seriously.
Your Perfect Pizza: would have a beer and a hot girl with it
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: achieve one of my goals
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: radass
Thoughts First Waking Up: what time is it? crap!
Your Best Physical Feature: you tell me
Your Bedtime: when my eyes punch my brain
Your Most Missed Memory: trick question. if you miss a memory then you don't remember it. huh?
Pepsi or Coke: beer
MacDonalds or Burger King: quiznos
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: beer again
Chocolate or Vanilla: not much of a sweets guy
Cappuccino or Coffee: ..... beer
Do you Smoke: occasionaly
Do you Swear: every damn day
Do you Sing: in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: semi
Have you Been in Love: yeah, hard fall in and out
Do you want to go to College: am in and will finish
Do you want to get Married: not sure
Do you belive in yourself: you have too, otherwise it's all just concentric circles
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: eh, i'm not horribly UNattractive. but that's all a matter of opinion.
Are you a Health Freak: hahahaha... wait, what?
Do you get along with your Parents:
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah, very relaxing when they hit my skylight.
Do you play an Instrument: drums and some piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yep
In the past month have you Smoked: a cigar
In the past month have you been on : have i been on what?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah, extreme dating with helmets and lids for our beverages
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: why yes i have and will soon make frequent trips for a paycheck
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: life is a stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yeah but it was my tub so it doesn't count
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: HA! i mean yeah
Ever been called a Tease: sadly, yes.
Ever been Beaten up: you beatcha
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: thoroughly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a household name
What country would you most like to Visit: Petoria. or the future
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: any. i'm not picky but i tend to prefer red or blonde
Short or Long Hair: sure
Height: smurfette to amazonish
Weight: meh
Best Clothing Style: nude?
Number of I have taken: huh?
Number of CDs I own: 2083754087
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0, who knows though
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a few. but we live and learn and probably do them a couple more times because we are just big dumb animals trying not to kill each other before the planet kicks us out. also i'm a guy and guys are pretty dumb when it comes to the fairer sex.

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Music:

dear god, my house is a cornucopia of different music. a veritable bonanza if you will.

Movies:

any movie i own you should see before you die. that's right, even the crap ones like "The Big Hit" or "Running Time".-some of these are- both Evil Deads, Army of Darkness, Kung Fu Hustle, The Italian Job, Mean Machine, Anchorman, Dodgeball, ATHF box sets, Futurama box sets, Family Guy box sets, Tombstone, Shaolin Soccer, Air America, Tango & Cash, Hero, Goonies, The Lost boys, Golden Child, MacGyver box sets, Quantum Leap box sets, L4yer Cake, The Jerk, House of Flying Daggers, Lock, Stock, & 2 Smoking Barrels, Snatch

Television:

i watch a lot of adult swim, comedy central, and every now and then they show a good cheesy action movie on FX. i am a big fan of aqua teen, family guy, and futurama.

Books:

currently on the coffee table are Bruce Campbell "If Chins Could Kill", Max Brooks "The Zombie Survival Guide", Luo Guangzho "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", and A.J. Jacobs "The Know It All". good stuff.

Heroes:

captain america, my rents and grand-rents, and my brother (no one tell him or i will murder your face).

My Blog

the name

"Crimson Jackass" comes from a crimson tide shirt i had that i really liked. as in lucky shirt wear all the time liked. at some point i was dating a girl, and then i wasn't. apparently she thought tha...
Posted by Adam on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 06:38:00 PST

along came a spider

i just woke up choking on a damn spider. a brown f'n recluse. how do i know? because i spit it up. screamed like a little girl. put on one sandal and stomped on it. through further inspection (it was ...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 02:44:00 PST

i'll be whatever i wanna do

time for another "Best of the Best". i'm gonna need group participation in this ya bastards. let's say top 3 of each. 1) Movies: Army of Darkness, Kung-Fu Hustle, PCU 2) Movie Quotes: "It's all in t...
Posted by Adam on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 12:06:00 PST

and......................... he's back.

for starters here is the 6 weird rituals/habits i have. thanks kyle, this is borderline douchebaggery. but in being the best friend i am obligated. 1) my brother and i can not be on opposite teams if...
Posted by Adam on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 11:41:00 PST

thecrimsonjackass rides again

who in the hell thought it was a good idea to give pseudo-rocker Scott Stapp another shot? i mean yeah, i was all about Creed for about 3 months. and fuck you if you say you weren't, because EVERYONE ...
Posted by Adam on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 03:23:00 PST

boom-pow surprise!

holy crap in a basket. anybody who did not see my costume last night, missed out. 6'5, spikey hair, elvis sunglasses, and a sweet nun outfit. also, i carried some nunchucks. i have sweet nunchuck skil...
Posted by Adam on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 03:46:00 PST

hand to god

i was on some site that predicts how you are supposed to die. i typed in my buddy wes's name and this is what came up. While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signalled by...
Posted by Adam on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 08:30:00 PST

desert island

here we go desert island top 5's. keep in mind that some magical force has supplied you with power and a working TV, CD player, and DVD player. also a colt SAA that never runs out of ammo. natch. mov...
Posted by Adam on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 02:06:00 PST

sugar and tangerines

i start my new job tomorrow. well, today rather. that means i actually have to shower and shave my face. though some people are a fan of scruff. school is getting closer and closer to being over for m...
Posted by Adam on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 02:58:00 PST

this survey is for everyone

i think this was up a couple weeks ago on the bulletin page but not everyone put their 2 cents in. you should all fill this in and re-post on a blog or as a bulletin again. i want to know what you a-h...
Posted by Adam on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 03:54:00 PST