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About Me



Martha Rogers
call me Marff
Everyone one else does :)
Born July 14th
Single, change that?
I can't wait to grow up
But probably never will hahaha
Little things piss me off.
My friends are dicks
But i love them :)
No, they're just dicks hahahaha
I'm gonna miss everyone from cowb loadsssss :'(

comment?

My Interests

CHINN - HE'S THE BEST IN BED ;) (thats what i hear from ryan taylor anyways....)

HAHA we've had soooo many good times together
Like these
(quoted from sophs comment April25th 07 HAHA)
On the 12th of August 2006 when we slept downstairs at yours and recorded 'now approaching'
And in the morning your sister said that the only thing she heard all night was NOW APPROACHING and we shat ourselves with laughter.
And when you ran across the road panting and i peed
And when we did the shows for my parents
And when we ran down the hill naked
And when we went on holiday and met minging boys and went for ice cream early every morning for breakfast
And when we had corn
And when we recorded ourselves trying to do that MAA thing on webcam for like 2 HOURS
And when we sat in Maccy Deez laughing at everyone
And when we screamed as loud as we could in cardiff about us wanting to go to KFC and MacDonalds and just not caring
And when we tried to make all the children in my street scared shitless by putting you on my shoulders and putting my moms huge black cloak over us and you with a dimentors [from harry potter] mask on you.
And when we were chearleaders
And when we were Cherry JJ and Lil Cherry
And when we used to be known as the most wierdest and hated girls in the whole school... no. the whole of WALES
Lmao
And when we danced like retarded idiots to old school music :]
And when we dressed up as twins
And all the times we pissed ourselves with laughter
God that's alot
Mostly me though
And when we tried to get into Ann Summers
And when we busked at christmas with my ukulele and your egg
And at skiing
God there's alot here...
We made an avalanche with all our MAAing
And when we sang on the balcony...That was lush
And when we freaked out with the ghost
And when we insulted the maid with Jewish words
And when we nearly broke the gondallas from laughing so much
And when we took pointless pictures which would disappoint our rents
And when we went for pizzas and you has square boobies
And when we watched swedish telly
There's more but i can't think at the mo.
Now...
Maths lessons

HAHA also, these times ...
When we collected hair on Mrs Ingrams 'Tip 11' poster
And when i dared soph to lick Mrs Ingrams brief case - and she did
And when we were in starbucks, i spit my frappuccino all over her
And when we were in the other starbucks and i spilt my frappuccino all over the couch HAHA
And in Marks and Spencers toilets when i shout MAAAAAAARKS AND STHPAAAAAAARKS
And when we were drunk and i told soph about when we first met, and she peed herself, again
And when i had my hair all on top of my head in a pony tail and red lipstick on, and i wacked you in the face with my hair (y) And when we prank phone called a certain teacher LOL
And when we pranked the bus times phone number and said 'hello, i rang yesterday for bus times and they made me FEEL LIKE SHIT'
And the numerous occasions when we have just made the maa face and peed ourselves laughing
And the numerous occasions when we've peed ourselves laughing at naked mole rats/ orangutans/ fat people
And the prawn in Starbucks ! HAHA
And when you 'MAA-d' my head
And our various videos of corn
And the video of soph washing her hands singing, 'LALALALALA AMERICCA'
But then my phone got nicked, and all the videos went :( (but we wont go into that now)
And when i make my face go realllly red and then flicked my head right
And all the ugly faces we alwayyys make
And when we were running to hannahs house shouting 'babies, babies' in the maaa voice
And when soph did an opra styling of 'maaa'
And all sophs really lame jokes (i.e. when she was drinking she goes 'haha that went the wrong way... maybe i should give it directions HAHA')
and when she does that, she always makes a scene and makes sure everyone heard it
and when soph dared me to squeak realllly loudly in accesorise with that mouth squeky thing i used to have
And when we claimed that we 'saved' the horse that lived in a feild next to sophs old house, all we really did was remove a bottle from the feild tho!
And how we're always big-headed and think the whole world knows us, but really know-one gives a shit!

HAHA
we're so ugly and cringey
but i love you alll the same :)

I'd like to meet:

Daniel Radcliffe
Rupert Grint
Emma Watson
Ant&Dec
Piers Morgan
Johnny Depp
Leighton Meester
Taylor Momsen
Chace Crawford

Movies:

Harry Potter.

Television:

Friends!!!!!!!
America's Next Top Model
Big Brother:)

Books:

Harry Potter.

Heroes:

I fuckin love this guy.

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Dear Martha [[do this]]

Dear Martha, You are really________. You should ______________. We need to go ___________. After that we can ___________. Remember that time we ____________? That was real _________________. Mayb...
Posted by Marffffffff on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 11:49:00 PST