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1980 - born 8 pounds 10 ounces with a full head of hair and my eyes wide open. my grandmother put pommegranate juice on my lips as soon as i popped out and they were stained a deep red my entire childhood.1985 - was a tubby little thing that would follow her big bro around at home and in the playground trying to get him to let her play with his transformers while her dolls collected dust.1990 - a year of change and embarassment. body started to develop and plans were underway for me to take that scary step from primary to secondary education alone. made an already shy girl even more introverted.1995 - now fully out of my shell i started to experiment with my image and sat my GCSEs with the most tragic peroxide blonde highlights and badly plucked eyebrows.2000 - ah, the university experience. met some good people, met some bad people, met some really funny people. most valuable lessons were learnt on trust, alchohol intake limits, economising, sleep withdrawal, behavioural interpretation and housekeeping.2006 - an eclectic gal who has discovered the secret to getting on in life... laughing. ALOT!