I was born in Glenfidich 1664 father a bast**d mother a whore. I suppose this is why i turned out, well a bit different. I ran away from my family when i was only a whippa snappa, luckily i was made welcome by a set of twin witch doctors from swansea called Winifred & Patricia. They brought me up well dragged me up until i was about 16, it was a very strange period in my life, as you can imagine the practises of witch doctors are slightly different than your run of the mill parents. From there i was introduced to an underground inventors organisation/cult, this is where i learnt my current profession,trade,pastime.......as for the name, pass i didn't ask for it i was given it.
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