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KarmaBum

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I feel that the headline and tone of my answers should leave one with an idea of who I am. That's a lie.. who the hell am I and why are you trying to figure me out via myspace? Orange juice right after brushing is yummy! Remember, we are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams. I got my party pants on... what are you wearing?

My Interests

People, photography, politics, palmistry, philately, partying, philosophy, persecuting Polish people, pussy, pajamas, penis, paradise, porn, protesting, pillows, pulsating pickles pentrating personal parts, pencils, pudding, prairies, pimples, paradoxes, pyramids, porn, personal perfection...anything that starts with P really. I also dig rambling when I speak, interesting conversations, traveling, laughing, art, rockin' out and midgets in high heels. Pink ones.

I'd like to meet:

People who do not fit into any society driven stereotype. We can all be classified... some are just easier. People who can make parts of my body tickle. Brain included.The 319 8TH STREET/CHILLTOWN crew in another decade, life, continent, existence. They are what good times are made of.I would also love a smoke/pint with any of the following... Jon Stewart, Chomsky, B Clinton, Basquiat, Cezanne, Warhol, Joplin, Morrison, Foucalt, David Lynch, Kerouac, Ginsberg, Burroughs & all the beat writers, James Nachtwey, Mario & David Sorrenti, Bell hooks and...

Music:

MUSIC IS GOD! Far more interesting and at least it exists. CDs found in my player:Radiohead, Incubus, Bright Eyes, The Doors, Robert Randolph, Placebo, NIN, Sublime, Tool, Hendrix, Air, Pink Floyd, The Cure, Me First & the Gimme Gimmes, My Chemical Romance, Nirvana, Bowie, The Strokes, D Mode, Go! Team, PULP, Iggy, Brad YORK, The Kinks, Mars Volta, At the Drive In, Dandy Warhols, White Stripes, The Clash, Weezer, The Kills, Franz Ferd, Belle & Sebastian, Aracde Fire, Libertines, Stevie MOTHER FUCKIN' Wonder, Beatles, The Dead, Pixies, The Smiths, Velvet Underground, Rage, CAKE, Blur, Joplin etc...etc...etc...etcThis could seriously take a while...

Movies:

I am a movie JUNKIE. Gotta have my fix...Just know that I can watch super artsy and super shitty simultaneously. I'm serious. 2001 and Police Academy 6 at the same time = MAGIC!
Which Trainspotting Character Are You?

Television:

I'm tired of everyone I know Of everyone I see On the street And on TV

Books:

I always wanted to make a huge bonfire of such things. I fancy Hunter S. Thompson, Jack Kerouac & the Beats, Orwell and T. Williams. Hoffman gets a nod too. I also love Albee and any anti-conservative political rantings.

Heroes:

I personally prefer roasted red peppers and fresh mozz on a hard italian roll. Hold the mayo but add the lettuce.XYZ Layouts

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

My Blog

Doo-Doo brown

I promise the subject of this update does not refer to bowel movements, although I have been free to speak of them, but to the color of my skin.  Yes, the tan has arrived.  ahhaha i know, wh...
Posted by KarmaBum on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 04:47:00 PST

Something wicked this way comes...

So I wrote a long blog from Siem Reap, Cambodia to have it whisked away into internet oblivion by cyber spam.  I was not a happy camper and refused, in my pig headed way, to sit and write again. ...
Posted by KarmaBum on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 04:37:00 PST

Pad Thai and Cats Pee

So this will be quick, as I my lungs are being consumed by what one can only imagine is 10,000 cats having a piss party.  The flight was hell and there is an I me  ...
Posted by KarmaBum on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 10:17:00 PST

CNN, you did it AGAIN!

This is just a formal 'thank you' to CNN for continuing to surprise me with its in-depth take on world news. Whilst covering the earthquake that has 'ravaged' (not my word use, that was Soledad O'Brie...
Posted by KarmaBum on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 05:22:00 PST

YAY for pollution!

I was trying to make myself feel better about global warming and our planets eventual demise and I have come up with a positive outcome... year long tans! Not only will my skin be nice and golden brow...
Posted by KarmaBum on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 06:36:00 PST

Absence

I have been thinking over my "MYSPACE" use as of late and have decided that I, like an American business man in Thailand, should take a more "hands on" approach towards it (minus the underage girls).&...
Posted by KarmaBum on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 09:12:00 PST

Just a Question...

Why are there no dinosaurs mentioned in the bible?  I mean, we know they existed, but if you read that good old book, you would think they never did.  Just curious. Why didn't Peter and...
Posted by KarmaBum on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 09:43:00 PST

THE DAMN TRUTH!!!! Americans are SNOWFLAKES

In the way that they're just damn Flakey! Flip-floppers if you will. I am a proud American, but I am also aware of some of the BS! In recent weeks I have been receiving tons of these "about me A-Z" fr...
Posted by KarmaBum on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 07:30:00 PST

CORRECTION: French and American relations RUINED!

After just one week of what seemed like fixed relations between the French and Americans, talks have fallen through.  They have actually stopped altogether.  I have failed as your acting dip...
Posted by KarmaBum on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 05:38:00 PST

French and American relations REPAIRED!!!!

After 5 years of terrible relations between the French and Americans, I, Christopher Englese, acting as an American diplomat have helped resolve our relations after being in Europe for only 5 days bec...
Posted by KarmaBum on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 12:48:00 PST