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crib def â„¢

I am here for Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

chances are i like my amplifier more than i like you. seriously. ..

My Interests

all kinds of things... danceconstruction, good music, smoking, art, screen printing, explosions, people who understand the importance of not taking things too seriously, squid, finding orion with someone important, gratuitous guitar solos, swearing, cycling, graffiti, reptiles, oops paint at home depot, autumn, beautiful eyes, a cold beer after work, talking shit, finding yourself awake at daybreak, stink bombs, old guys at metal shows, marsh ink, elf combat, riding the train for recreation.

I'd like to meet:

kurt vonnegut and someone who can play wicked fast drum fills.

Music:

WOMA, modest mouse, electric wizard, khanate, godspeed you! black emperor, black cobra, anal cunt, floor, torche, explosions in the sky, dove, cavity, sleep, moped death, pelican, lab report, buried at sea, thin lizzy, postal service, merzbow, zoroaster, minsk, merzbow, archaeopteryx, mono, eyehategod, black sabbath, cryptopsy, sloth, ugly duckling, the byrds, darkest hour, blue cheer, red sparowes, deep purple, godheadsilo, enemymine, sunn0))), common, built to spill, lustmord, edith piaf, a silver mount zion, herb alpert, floating goat, nitro, wu tang, a silver mount zion, the klf's chill out, isis, early man, neurosis, godflesh, devo, man-o-war, will oldham, high on fire, masonna, the hives, filth, crass, assuck, subhumans, leechmilk, shitstorm, fire breathing manatee, mogwai, public enemy, auburn lull, kylesa, les savy fav, etc....etc...

Movies:

night of the living dead, return of the living dead, harold and maude, the thin red line, the royal tenenbaums, the exorcist, the meaning of life, south park...

Television:

mr. wizard's world

Books:

the velveteen rabbit, catch 22, god bless you mr. rosewater, in watermelon sugar, bluebeard, choke, lullabye,...

Heroes:

chris mccandless.

My Blog

want to play some guitar hero and shoot out the lights?

i can't, because some piece of shit individuals decided to break into my house and wreck the thing before making off with my ak and my goddamned playstation2. so, while i am thankful that these stupi...
Posted by crib def " on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 03:45:00 PST

it has come to my attention...

that today is the 14th anniversary of my graduating high school.  what this means is that i am even older, shittier, fatter and slower than ever before. i am also unmarried, uneducated,  hav...
Posted by crib def " on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 05:12:00 PST

it blows my mind... seriously

allright...  so for anyone with a bit of patience/spare time, i highly recommend listening to the whateverthefuckitis (song? intro? epic poem?) that i have posted as my current music selection.&n...
Posted by crib def " on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 08:10:00 PST

why i am in florida

alright... so without much time to devote to 'blogging', i'll try to give the low down as to why i am here.sunday, my mom died after complications from an auto accident she was in on valentine's day.&...
Posted by crib def " on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:54:00 PST

myspace...as such

is a lernaean hydra....   with all of it's heads shoved up it's ass.
Posted by crib def " on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 09:21:00 PST

reviews part two... sons of odin.

so i seriously cannot really begin to adequately describe how good the new manowar ep is.  i am pretty sure those guys have totally lost their collective mind and cast themselves headfirst into t...
Posted by crib def " on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 04:11:00 PST

reviews you can use. 1st installation.

1.  KROGER.  can suck a whale turd.  i think i hate that place.  camel lights... ever heard of em?2.  GUN ON PS2.  i don't know if anyone could ever make a better video g...
Posted by crib def " on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 08:23:00 PST

diaryland.

anyone remember that shit?  i was just thinking about that place and the religious fervor with which i used to write there, back in the day...  when i was gay and afraid of turning 26 and mo...
Posted by crib def " on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 05:04:00 PST

intergalactic friendship for sale...

it's true...  for the ridiculously low price of only 5 dollars, you can own the heart-warming epic story that changed our generation... forever.  i have in my possession, one almost nearly n...
Posted by crib def " on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 05:45:00 PST

memorial day party!!!!!

so i think someone should throw a kickass party tomorrow with beer and tits and fireworks and shit exploding all over the place. you know, a truly dangerous experience to treasure forever. and then yo...
Posted by crib def " on Sun, 28 May 2006 03:37:00 PST