If you reading this shit you must be bored well since you could be bothered then ill tell you about ME !
In my former life I was “DRACULAR†yes bitches I sucked most of Tasmania in my day !! I was then reincarnated into the first pimp called “Precious Percy†Cuzn of “Percy pink dice†who still walks amongst us today
I Rap….Produce….Draw…….Perform…….eat Hotdogs like a demon….skate…….personal trainer to the stars…….weightlifter (yeh them big one’s are like training boy..)
I have MC’ed for a thousand years, I opened for the Adam and eve live apple concert, I rapped at your parents wedding, I smoked sherm with Shaka Zulu, I was the first coloured on the moon ! I was takin a leak behind the probe, I found the titanic, I invented Post it’s, I was your granny’s first boyfriend, NO SHIT….
I love the way your mum give’s me back rubs.Love UNCLE ABE
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