Mad F-Bomb the Pirate profile picture

Mad F-Bomb the Pirate

has anyone seen my hand? no? ok....

About Me

It has never mattered to me that thirty million people might think I'm wrong. The number of people who thought Hitler was right did not make him right... Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?-----Frank Zappa======================================================= =========Slobberbone has broken up, this town is dead to me. Time to get the fuck out of dodge........

My Interests

since there is hockey again i had to change this....about 4 months late but go to hell. outdoor stuff, camping, hiking, etc. reading. my pups. music. (life sucks without music by the way) good friends. spoon. good conversation. listening. house parties at 3 a.m. on a friday night in denton. hhmm.... that is all for now. ......

I'd like to meet:

Curly hair is Kryptonite to me.==================================================
.. ..

Music:

Pixies, Misfits, The Gourds, The Cure, Old 97's, Elvis Costello, mc chris, The Lemonheads, Weezer, Tom Waits, Slobberbone, (and now The Drams) The Angelus, Radiohead, Brutal Juice, Mandarin, Leonard Cohen, The Toadies, Burden Brothers, Hagfish, Tripping Daisy, Primus, Ben Harper, Bad Religion, The Specials, The Grown Ups, Operation Ivy, The Police, NWA, Cypruss Hill, Run DMC, Eric B & Rakim, English Beat, Faith No More, Dah-Veed Garza (david garza), Fishbone, Frank Black, Funland, Geto Boys, Talking Heads, They Might Be Giants, Tom Jones, UFOFU, UTFO, Violent Femmes, WEEN, The Cars, Cento-Matic, Chris Issak, The Church, The Clash, U.N.K.L.E., Clutch, Cocteau Twins, Course of Empire, The Cult, CCR, Bobgoblin, Bob Wills & The Texas Playboys, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Robert Earl Keen, Peter Murphy, The Pharcyde, The Ramones, Rancid, Texas Meat Purveyors, Bad Brains, New York Dolls, the 101ers, The Hollisters, Nick Drake, DJ Shadow, Tricky, AC/DC, The Outfield, Peter Murphy, Thermus, Siouxsie & The Banshees, Ok Go, more Nick Drake (damn he is good), Echo & the Bunnymen, Vivaldi, Midnight Oil, The Perishers, Tiger Army, H2O, NOFX, Butthole Surfers, Peter Gabriel, The Smiths, Morrissey, Motorhead, The Mr. T Experience, The Monkees, My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult, Nina Simone, Nirvana, Gin Blossoms, Goldfinger, Pet Shop Boys, Harry Connick Jr., Iggy Pop, INXS, Iron Maiden, James Brown, John Coltrane, John Lee Hooker, Johnny Cash, Rufus Wainwright, the Von Bondies, The Black Keys, Public Image Ltd., Aimee Mann, Soup Dragons, The Toasters, Oysterhead, Wall of Voodoo, Valient Thorr, Kings of Leon, Richard Hell, Arctic Monkeys, handsome boy modeling school, sleepytime gorilla museum, secret chefs 3, cibo mato, toots & the maytals, the toasters, . What Awesome Ska Band Are You?
You Are: The Specials! it's all about dancing to you. in you're world, you're some crazy guy. you're one hip dude who can't stop skanking, and is the hit at the parties. to others, though, you see, you're not that cool. but you can dance to them too, and they respect you for that.
I am 83% Ska.
.. Pick it up, Pick it up, I skank! I am one full-fledged crazy Rudie, I am going to go celebrate my victory with some skankin'! a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank"

Movies:

Princess Bride, Full Metal Jacket, Clerks, Blazing Saddles, Slap Shot, Jacob's Ladder, I hate these lists because i can never think of what the hell i am thinking about at the time. Napoleon Dynamite, Empire Strikes Back, Gross Point Blank, Shaun of the Dead, Sixteen Candles, Breakfast Club, Better Off Dead, Say Anything, The Meaning of Life, Monty Python's the Holy Grail, Event Horizon, The Ring, Vampire Hunter D, Ghost in the Shell, AKIRA!!!!!, Young Frankinstein, The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly, For a Few Dollars More, Pale Rider, Seven Samurai, Yojimbo.

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force (number one in the hood G), Adult Swim, Carnivale, Deadwood, History Channel stuff, um.....i think that is all. Ok thought of some more, Monty Python, The Young Ones, Kids in the Hall. Eddie Izzard. PTI, Around the Horn, My Name is Earl, HEROES!mspobj type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal"

Books:

a little of the J.R.R. Tolkien (of course) cs lewis, umberto eco, x-men (comics can be books) silver surfer, cs friedman, albert camus, glen cook, p.j. o'rourke, victor davis hanson. thats all i can think of off the top of my head.

Heroes:

Martin Luther, Johannes Gensfleisch zur Laden zum Gutenberg, Norrin Radd, Thomas Aquinas.

My Blog

Gary Gygax O.G.

today:Gary Gygax, co-creator of Dungeons & Dragons and often known as the Father of Roleplaying, has passed away at the age of 69. As well as Dungeons & Dragons and Advanced Dungeons & ...
Posted by Mad F-Bomb the Pirate on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 04:25:00 PST

almost killed the girls and myself....(again)

this time it was not my fault.i was cleaning the bathroom and i was using bleach on the toilet.  because bleach gets stuff clean!and those clorox disposable wand toilet cleaner things.and alice g...
Posted by Mad F-Bomb the Pirate on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 04:40:00 PST

wfb jr.

"I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.""It had all the earmarks of a CIA operation; the bomb killed everybody in the room except the intended targe...
Posted by Mad F-Bomb the Pirate on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 03:16:00 PST

quote

    "i've never seen you so excited as when you are talking about jesus's mullet"
Posted by Mad F-Bomb the Pirate on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 08:39:00 PST

shadow shad birthday!!!

shadow the shadow is 8 years old today!!!!i've had her since she was a puppy pup.she fit in the palm of my hand when we picked her up from the shelter.super awesome, indestructable puppy!!!halla!fredl...
Posted by Mad F-Bomb the Pirate on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 03:13:00 PST

turn on your tv.....

    and watch my big redneck wedding......holy crap!!however bad your life is at least you can look at these people and say."hey, i'm not them......holy shit i'm not them."it's like wat...
Posted by Mad F-Bomb the Pirate on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 06:08:00 PST

*brang!*

*brang!!* so....i brained Mac twice today with my saber during training.once was my fault and once was his.seriously, the first one was all me,  i caught him on off hand swing.then...
Posted by Mad F-Bomb the Pirate on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 04:46:00 PST

word

    i am the king of denver air hockey.no kidding, i freaking rule that town.not that i was there this weekend.....
Posted by Mad F-Bomb the Pirate on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 08:31:00 PST

power

    come in and get yourself a little bit of electrified fluorecent lighting!!!we've got power again.  off since 11am on tuesday.holy crap.  and it's only 16 degrees outside!a...
Posted by Mad F-Bomb the Pirate on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 07:44:00 PST

from the northern marches

    update:still no power, now 6 inches of snow on the ground.not for sure but i believe God hates kansas.i think that is all.
Posted by Mad F-Bomb the Pirate on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 02:38:00 PST