The Incredible Shrinking Woman |
Does anyone else have this problem?
So, last year I freaked out when I found out I was no longer 5' 6" in height. I had shrunk to a low 5'5 1/2". Surely that can't be right! (...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:43:00 GMT |
Peeling my time away |
It's a sport, really. Peeling. I have found a new art in peeling tangerines. Easy, I know. But have you ever peeled the whole thing into one long peel? This makes me happ...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 18:43:00 GMT |
The Klutz Remains |
I guess some things never change. Be glad none of you saw me working out tonight. I busted my hinney so hard, tripped over my toes like I always do, and twisted the bajeebers out...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 18:55:00 GMT |
We Were Sparkling |
We Were Sparkling
There was a silver tree
Down by the river wide
That's where we would go
To hang our pretty things
And watch the wind blow.
There used to be a tree
Wh...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 00:37:00 GMT |
My flooded house |
Here is a shout out to everyone who has helped me through the flood in my house! As of yesterday, I think the week and a half of standing water has finally ended, although I have yet to hear whe...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 15:15:00 GMT |
A Poem |
My mother loved this poem and found much comfort in it. I ended my eulogy with it at her memorial service.
If I be the first of us to die,
Let grief not blacken long your sky.
Be...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 11:06:00 GMT |
Thank You |
Most of you know that my mother passed away on Father's Day. The last 2 weeks have been the single most traumatic time of my life. Thank you for all of your thoughts and prayers, and for l...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 19:23:00 GMT |
Bad luck runs in threes |
So, I go out to my car this afternoon to drive from school to work, and wouldn't you know it, my car is dead. Won't turn over, nothing. Flatlined. Caput. Four hours later, I ha...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 19:47:00 GMT |
Trying to explain that picture... |
Well, Luc, you had to do it. To everyone else, let me explain. It's not that karaoke was that painful, it's just that I was singing a little Johnny Cash, specifically "A Boy Named Sue."&nb...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 17:50:00 GMT |
Man Vs. Lint Roller |
Well, today started off with a lint roller. I put on a black shirt for work, so naturally, I reached for the lint roller. My household has one long-haired white cat and one long-haired whi...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 19:53:00 GMT |
