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About Me

Link to new fan site COMING SOON We are currently held-up at the West End Motel in Freeport IL, on my laptop, i was on my way to Indiana to shoot a fifteen minute action scene for the movie Mercenary for Justice. I had some time over the weekend to create a myspace all about myself for you, my truly devoted fans. If you are not a friend of mine i will immediately use the five across the eyes technique on you. On my free time i am usually perfecting the art of Ju-Jitsu and doing Tybo for three consecutive hours to keep in shape so that i can get acting contracts. I would tell you more about my personal life but im Steven Seagal and i don't have to. Any problems? TOO BAD! If you are a true Bad Ass Fan than you would be jumping at the opportunity to send a "FRIEND REQUEST". If you are not a fan, don't bother sending a "FRIEND REQUEST" or you might get hurt. I have ways of paying people to hunt you down and bring you to my Lair for a proper punishment. One of my biggest hobbies is seeing the look on mens faces after i kick their asses. Another one of my larger hobbies is watching the movies that i have starred in. The only fight that i've ever lost in my life was in a movie role. One time i broke a mans arm. Another time i gave a guy a seizure from punching him in the chest, it was an accident, on the movie set of "Above The Law". I am currently single and looking to "cyber mingle". So lets canoodle! On my free time when the weather is nice i like to go canoeing and kayaking. I currently own 32 firearms. I am so filthy rich that i can picture myself owning giant gold bullion bars and taking over the world. Insensitivity is a beautiful art.If Chuck Norris and I were to duke it out, after it was over he wouldnt know his mom from his sunday school teacher.I could teach Chuck Norris a few things,he always uses a gun for defense which is why I know he's a pussy,in my roles I kick ass with my bare hands and makeshift manuel melee weapons
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link to one of my most dedicated fans Dan Mckinlay Darius137
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LINK TO MY FAVORITE SITE!!!!
American action movie actor, producer,writer and director. A 7th-dan Black Belt in aikido,in a blues band .My pony tail rivals that of an ancient warrior. Click to buy my album Founder and owner of Steven Seagal Enterprises©. I am an environmentalist and animal rights activist. I am also a reincarnated Buddhist Lama (Tertön Chungdrag Dorje). I have won battles against shito-ryu karate master Fumio Demura and Aikido Kobayashi. Proud bigamist. Vegetarian. I had an affair with our nanny and that is why my Japanese wife left me. Looking to rebound. Get some!You can also purchase my action figures over the internet,they are 12 solid inches of ass wangin fun your kids will love

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Music:

I AM THE NEW JIM MORRISON

Movies:

The only movies I watch are the ones I star in.
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Television:

Here is a comprehensive list of the movies I have starred in and kicked major ass.Mercenary for Justice 2006 Words of My Perfect Teacher 2006 Shadow Man 2006 Into the Sun 2005 Submerged 2005 Today You Die 2005Black Dawn 2005 Mercenary 2005 Out of Reach 2004 Clementine 2004 Belly of the Beast/Out of Reach 2-Pack 2003/2004 Out For a Kill 2003 Belly of the Beast 2003 In Hell/The Foreigner 2-Pack 2003 Half Past Dead/The Foreigner - DVD 2-Pack 2002/2003 Half Past Dead 2002 The Foreigner 2002 Exit Wounds 2001 Ticker Star 2001 The Prince of Central Park 1999 The Patriot 1998 Patriot, The/Terminal Velocity 1998 Fire Down Below 1997 Maximum Risk/Out for a Kill 1996/2003 Executive Decision 1996 The Glimmer Man 1996 Under Siege 2: Dark Territory 1995 On Deadly Ground 1993 Exit Wounds/Under Siege 1992-2001 Under Siege 1992 Out for Justice 1991 Hard To Kill/ Surviving the Game 2-Pack 1990-1994 Steven Seagal 3-Pack Gift Set 1990-1993 Hard to Kill 1990 Celebrity Guide to Wine 1990 Marked for Death 1990 Above the Law 1988 Under Siege / Under Siege 2 2-Pack Fire Down Below/Hard to Kill Collateral Damage/Exit Wounds DVD 2 Pack Steven Seagal New Collection 3 - Pack Terminator 3/Hard to Kill Above the Law/Hard to Kill " ..

Books:

Here is one of my most intriguing fan letters I received through the mail a couple weeks ago.
Well. This is intriguing. One questions whether Mr Seagal might actually have opportunity or inclination to review the plethora of messages that his profile here on this well-travelled site might generate daily. Nonetheless, it offers me an infintessimal chance to let him know personally how much I appreciate his body of work. It's not necessarily all the technical prowess with both hand-to-hand and armed combat that he exemplifies. It's the keen orientation towards a system of honorific values that presents as a common thread throughout the plotlines he has created and performed with a ubiquitous sense of certainty and conviction. I'd venture to say that Steven, through his contributions to popular culture, has also served that same culture in many ways as a moral barometer. It often seems to be an amoral society we occupy - pluralism appears to have become more popularly cannonical than the notion of moral constants. He has, by example, helped to exhibit that one can be in the world but not of it. One needn't embrace the lowest common denominator just because it may be occasionally fashionable to do so. I don't care about the maelstrom of criticism that has been accorded him in the mainstream media. Film and art critics are too cowardly to put themselves out there, so to speak, as he has done. If you stand for nothing, you'll fall for anything. Steven does not seem to belong among that sorry lot.Thanks for being a bringer of idealogical balance, skilled determination and justice to the public eye and heart with your many exciting scripts.You had an influence on me, I assure you.Peace, & vaya con Dios,

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