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About Me

My left Pinky toe is black. Now you know.
You Probably know me. But here You go if you suck:

MY Website is:jefecito.com. Right now it sucks.
I listen to way to much music.
Just living the life I want to live.
I shit on the chest of fun.-Hunter S. Thompson
Go Dodgers. LA all day.

JEFF AND MIKE SEE JESUS!
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My Interests

Iphone is a piece of shit, ask David Lynch:
My favorite websites are:
Nigga Know
Maddox - The Best Page in the Universe
Orisinal -Fun flash games with cute little animals. I have wasted a lot of time here.
Jesus Dress Up This is Awesome!
Buddyhead
Lambgoat Message Board
The Superficial
Geekologie
Taste My Kids
Jesus of the Week
Owl Farm Blog

Other Shit I like: Turntables
samplers
bands
school
My Old Mercedes Benze
Education
Jesus freaks
atheism
Art
the Hogle ZOO
the Brooklyn Zu
George Carlin

I'd like to meet:

Charlie Watts
Edward Vedder
Prince
Martin Gore
Little Richard
Willie Nelson
Art Garfunkel

Ol' Dirty Bastard
Groden B. Hinckley
Kurdt , Elliot , And Hoffa

Music:

Elliot Smith whistling to John Lennon:
Watch this, it might mean something to you from me:

Guns N' Roses
The Weakerthans
Atmosphere
The Velvet Underground
The Jesus and Mary Chain
Alkaline Trio
Cannibal Corpse
Led Zeppelin
Unearth
The Rolling Stones
Tom Waits
Ween
David Bowie
Leonard Cohen
The Pogues
The Clash
Gza
Rza
Ghostface Killah
Ol' Dirty Bastard
The X-ecutioners
Against ME!
Nas
Wesley Willis
The Moldy Peaches
Art Garfunkel
Bob Dylan
Dilated Peoples
Blood Has Been Shed
P Jm
Ben Folds
Two Gallants
Billie Holliday
At The Drive In
Daniel Johnston
Brian Wilson
Dennis Wilson
Wilson Pillips
3 Inches of Blood
DMX
Leftover Crack
Wyclef Jean
Ozomatli
Talib Kweli
Ben Kweller
Andrew W.K.
Buddyhead
Portishead
John Lennon
Public Enemy
Neil Young
Neil Diamond
Cut Chemist
Chali 2NA
Johnny Cash
DJ Shadow
Sigur Rós
N.W.A.
Elliot Smith
The Flaming Lips
Grandaddy
Iron & Wine
Jamie Found Out
Queens Of the Stone Age
OutKast
The Polyphonic Spree
The Rentals
Slayer
Ugly Casanova
This is MArshall's Band. He's the tallest gizzard in Blue:

Movies:

Reservoir Dogs
Spinal Tap
Rubin and Ed
Ghostbusters
Dark Days
Any Old Cheech and Chong Movie
Eraserhead
Mulholland Drive
Gummo
The Education of Sonny Carson

Uh... A few more That I can't remember.

Television:

This is some of the most ridiculous shit I have ever seen:

Books:

The Monkey Wrench Gang
Anything by Hunter S. Thompson
Books on Traveling
Fuck the Bible and Quran
The Field guide Manual to the Church of Scientology
The Wu-Tang Manual
Fast Food Nation
those shitty sex books at Barnes and Nobles

Heroes:

Jackie Robinson
Axl Rose
Fozzie
Keith - my editor and more importantly my good friend
Kurt Cobain
Mike Tyson, "I'll fuck you till you love me, faggot"

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My Blog

I’m calling it now: Lakers vs. Celtics

Earlier today it occurred to me that for the first time since I had only a single digit in my age, the Lakers would probably be fighting with Boston for the NBA championship. Speculation, I know; but...
Posted by Jefecito.com on Fri, 09 May 2008 01:46:00 PST

REALLY BIG PARTY AT MY HOUSE!!!! SATURDAY MAY 10TH!

And you are invited!! HELL YAWhat: The 8th Annual DO ME BBQWhen:SATURDAY, MAY 10th 2008Where: my House 1264 East 500 South SLCSeriously, three people are traveling from out of state for this party...
Posted by Jefecito.com on Thu, 08 May 2008 08:21:00 PST

Fuck women again.

April fools a few days late. This one is about Charleston Heston.Remember when Charlie Heston told the world his hands are going to have to be dead and cold to pry a gun from it? Well, It looks like...
Posted by Jefecito.com on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 12:03:00 PST

I still hate women.

Embrace Misogyny. I wish a woman would break into my house sometime, just so I could kill her without going to jail. You know She’d deserve it. Because at some point in her life, she’s...
Posted by Jefecito.com on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 04:40:00 PST

Fuck Delilah

I really hate that song. If you like that song You are probably female, and I hate to inform you; but you have really shitty taste in music. I never want to hear that song again. That is ...
Posted by Jefecito.com on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 10:44:00 PST

This will make a few of you laugh.

I've been Listening To Dude Ranch by Blink-182. That in and of itself is breaking a few personal rules, but who cares? No one reads this anyway.I haven't listened to any song on this album in two to...
Posted by Jefecito.com on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 04:19:00 PST

HEATH LEDGER: Dumbass

"Mr. Heath Ledger died as the result of acute intoxication by the combined effects of oxycodone, hydrocodone, diazepam, temazepam, alprazolam, and doxylamine,"Heath Ledger is a retard. All these peop...
Posted by Jefecito.com on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 12:36:00 PST

Why do all Women...

...find Lil' Wayne attractive. Look at his face? Do you really want a dude that has the same tattoo as Charlie Manson? Hell, Manson's is at least straight and doesn't have a pair of testicles hangi...
Posted by Jefecito.com on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 03:08:00 PST

Drunken Rant on All Women

Sitting at my keyboard Might not be the best spot for me...I've got a glass of 90/10 Turkey on Ice. I never write while I'm drinking, I find I type to many dot dot dots and not near enough substance....
Posted by Jefecito.com on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:05:00 PST

Fucking Religion test

Have you seen this banner around? I just had it pop up while I was writing about Sundance...Anyway this is a really shitty test(by test I mean SUPER SCAM), And i hope a bunch of retards who take the ...
Posted by Jefecito.com on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 12:20:00 PST